things that sound awkward

(while holding a cat) wanna pet my pussy 🙂

😆

I need to wash my pussy

do u want some of my spotted dick (hold up pudding)

shock

Can you help me screw this in?

would u like to play with my big black fuzzy balls * point to eight balls hanging fromrear view mirror)

Want to have some of my weiner?

^^ shut up

would you like some of my chocolate balls?

pussy willow

Milk me.

Will you hold my pickle?

farmer says: my cock wakes me up in the morning. but sometimes it wakes me up too early and i want to shoot it.

Touch me. 😐

ill give u a nickel to lickel my pickle

Wanna shoot my large cannon for me

Funny shit I read a while ago:

" This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story.. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!"

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD

(If you're a door) - "pull my knob!"

Vinny Just Walked into Mist having sex, Mist's GF got up, flipped Mist off and gave Vinny a Blowjob.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD