A guy can get bored...

Started by Mišt4 pages

I think I got 2 and a half pages once....I cant remember the thread I posted it in😐

Originally posted by Mišt
Those bitches stole my recipe😠

ok...
Originally posted by Itzak
Just think... I could of shot two guys and robbed a store in the 30 mins it took me to do that. 😐

Maybe later. 😐


did you just say you wanted Mist's baby?

I actually remember that. 😐 Damn you must of been bored. 😐

Originally posted by BakaXero
ok...

did you just say you wanted Mist's baby?

I want Mist's baby😐

Originally posted by Itzak
I actually remember that. 😐 Damn you must of been bored. 😐

I pwn😐

Originally posted by Mišt
I want Mist's baby😐

I pwn😐


your porn?
that's so wrong!

Originally posted by BakaXero
ok...

did you just say you wanted Mist's baby?

Well of course I did. Who doesn't? 😐

Originally posted by Mišt
I want Mist's baby😐

I pwn😐

Yes you do. 😐

I k1ng. 😐

I reach the end and my pwn becomes a qu33n who checkmates you😐

I become Chuck Norris and call you gay because you're a qu33n. 😐

I become Br\/c3 |_33 and kick your ass😐

I become Br\/c3 |_33's mom and biach slap you. 😐

Re: A guy can get bored...

Originally posted by Itzak
😐

you've got 979,798,798,970 pm's!

I become Br\/c3 |_33's dad and biatch slap you and tell you you're fat and to get me another beer😐

Originally posted by Prabhodh
you've got 979,798,798,970 pm's!

Yeah. ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
I become Br\/c3 |_33's dad and biatch slap you and tell you you're fat and to get me another beer😐

I become Br\/c3 |_33 as a teen and kick your ass then biach slap my mom in case you try to become her and steal some bread from the dog and use it to beat up the cat. 😐

I become Br\/c3 |_33 as an adult and biatch slap you twice, then biatch slap myself in case you try to become an alternate form of me, then I fart in your general direction, call your mother a hampster, and tell your father he smells of elderberries😐

I become Br\/c3 |_33 as an older adult then go back to the younger version seeing as I would of already been dead, so I become Br\/c3 |_33's mom before Br\/c3 |_33 was ever born and never have sex and kick Br\/c3 |_33's Dad in the groin so he won't try anything funny, then I beat up the cat and dog so they don't try anything either. 😐

I become Chuck Norris and have sex with your mom😐

I become the baby and rip out of my mom then kick your ass while calling you ugly. 😐 Twice. 😐

I become Chuck Norris's beard and block your attacks while brushing my teeth and having sex with 459 women and then call you a dirty fat hairy lesbian named Bob who has no teeth and shaves her head three times a day while breastfeeding to the lovechild of Leatherface and Freddy Krueger and then I eat a ham sandwich with cheese and slap your mom for no apparent reason😐

I become Chuck Norris's hand and slap myself while singing Smooth criminal to the rhythm of Over the Rainbow ON note and then call you a blood thirsty *** with three nipples who hits himself with a tofu covered stick for a living to amuse the farting elephants of Poetry with chickenpox and then I smack myself and become Br\/c3 |_33. 😐

I become Chuck Norris's penis, therefore I win😐