Drinking Match: Thor Vs. Superman

Started by Superherovandal2 pages

well its basically a stalemate. Thor's a heavy drinker and a god and Superman metabolizes the alcohol too fast for it to affect him.

No, and Thor easily

Re: Drinking Match: Thor Vs. Superman

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Who can pound more down?

That gay looking elf from the lord of the rings trilogy would own them both.

you just described the elven population. Try something more specific!

Originally posted by Soleran
Thats just what he wants you to believe especially when he's near pink kryptonite!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

But reallly, alcohol has no effect on him, and he can drink faster. Supes wins if it's mindless, however, a beer-drinking contest is not Superman's style. Superman wins on paper only. Thor takes it!!!

Originally posted by superman41082
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

But reallly, alcohol has no effect on him, and he can drink faster. Supes wins if it's mindless, however, a beer-drinking contest is not Superman's style. Superman wins on paper only. Thor takes it!!!

Thor's taste buds are so useless he can't tell the difference between sea water and beer. He drank so much sea water that ocean levels around the world dropped noticably! Thor wins this easily. Thor can fix the global warming induced rise in sea level all by himself!!!