Friday night DVD and cans

Erm, MR F. Kruger?

not me anymore? 🙁

No, that's a sad face.

is this better?

Yup.

np, I life to suck blood

Oh dear god I'm ill.

Managed only 8 holes last night, there was only two of us left after both the others left early cus they had to work this morning. We both finished on 2 over par, quite a crap score really but we didn't start till 8pm so we couldn't get all 9 holes in before closing. We would have finished on 3 over par but we managed to get in a double "aftershock" on the last hole for a birdie.

I was fine until I walked out of the pub and the fresh air hit me like a slap in the face. I don't remember the taxi home or falling asleep on the sofa but I do remember Mrs.MM waking me up to go to bed cus I ralphed then passed out. 😮

and who says sport is healthy

some fools I presume

Y'all know how unhealthy it is to drink until you pass out, right?

no, why? 😄

liver failure 😮 😘

that or you don't have them anymore...

plus the twins, your kidneys

on second thought To, stop drinking
it's bad for you!

stay alive, To

*starts to sing*
Staying alife, staying alife,
ah ah ah ah,
staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife

Nah, I've got it sussed out already. I've given up tea and coffee at work and now only drink water. This flushes out all the damage I do during the nights and weekends. 😮‍💨

risky theory

Have you ever seen a picture of a cirrhosis infected kidney?