Holy Royal Rumble (or Divine Melee)

Started by ROYALGUARD2 pages

wheres Ares? he should be able to kill everyone even zeus

nope, Zeus was clearly in control.

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
WARNING: Hypothetical question

Who would win in an all-out brawl between these religious figures?

(this could be the start of a Religion VS. Forum!)


Dude, Jesus has Contingent Resurrection. Don't know what you're smoking, but that guarantees the win, eventually. Heck, he died once; now he's probably ready to kick some ass.

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

Why do we have gods and men mixing?

Moses - a prophet really who did God's will, a conduit of his power. Got into trouble when he got prideful.
Zeus - Most knowledgeable and arguably powerful of the Greek pantheon - but this doesn't translate to omnipotence of omniscience.
Jesus - more of a peaceful character, and his resurrection was very event specific.
Ra - depending on the period in question he could be one of the movers and shakers of the Egyptian pantheon, and tied into the continued existence of the universe and keeping chaos in check. His whole life was fighting it, in one form or another.
Muhammad - much like Moses, only he had some knowledge of war.
Krishna - I respect his feat with the Gopis, but I think Shiva would be more suitable here.
Buddha - beyond all that.
Odin - A good contender.
Tiamat - fairly sure it dies in all it's myths, kind of representing the primal chaos that came before creation of one sort or another. Either way Ra knocks it on the head and creates a new world from it's corpse.
L. Ron Hubbard - Dead now. Not impressive.

Comes down to Ra, Odin and Zeus - Greek and Nordic war craft though strikes me as more capable then Egyptian, and Ra has to leave for the underworld every night. so he forfeits. In the end I'll say tie between the final two...