Oh Man...

Today I got on the bus after school just like every other day, and everything was going fine. We were going up this really busy road and there was this SUV that was sticking out pretty far from a driveway so we had to swerve around it. Not really a big deal. Well....

Not too far up the road there was a red light so the bus started to slow down. We were almost stopped when that same SUV smashed into the back of the bus! It must have been going really fast because the bus was pushed forward a few meters and the tires squealed really loud.

Everyone got the wind knocked out of them and a few people hit their heads on the seat in front of them. It was pretty scary. I fell bad for the lady sitting in the very back of the bus because she hurt her back really bad and could barely move without it hurting.

Everyone got out of the bus to see what happened. The front of the car that hit us was completely flattened and the windshield was smashed. There was only one person in the car and he was stuck inside but eventually the firemen got him out. It took almost 15 minutes for the ambulance to finally get there. 😬

Anyways, that's my story. shock

Cool. shock

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im glad you're ok ✅

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Shit happens like that all the time in Las Vegas! 😄

Ooch. 😐

Was it bloody? fear

Do i have a story for you

Alrighty then... picture this if you will...

Time to de-wrap that chili dog
Eat a box of krispy kremes
We've ID'd an air pollutant [indiscernable] area 51
Contemplating the whole truth
Of people thinking we just took a flaming
Stale banana split the sky light, well
One opened up we'd expect to see a place like this
Code red i'll put us in a diamond setting
Right on my birkenstocks in the open
Holy ****ing shit... holy ****ing shit...

Let the x-file be entered
As some kind of blue creature
[indiscernable]
If you look at your appearance for a moment you can see
Another banana bourbon enema
Someone hovered above my buckeyes
My daily chore
Maybe i'll run over the upper lip but all i could think was
[indiscernable] ****ing cats

The sewer line is waiting
Like an apparition he had me crying out
**** me! sodomy!
A dead head chemistry! bladder problems won't stifle me!
If i can't make it, people who are watching see.

And after calming me down with some orange slices and some needle spooning
He revealed to me a singular purpose, he said, you are the chosen one
The one who will deliver the message
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not
Me, the chosen one... they chose me
And i didn't graduate from ****ing high school

Shit the bed
Shit better
You better
You better listen

He looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means, must remember to write it down
This is so real,
Like the time that he floated away
See my heart is pounding
Cause this shit never happens to me
Can't breathe right now, it was so real
Like i woke up in wonderland
Also a bit terrifying
I don't want to be all alone when i tell this story
And can anyone tell me why? [indiscernable]
Will i ever be coming down?
This is so real, finally it's my lucky day
See my heart is racing
Cause this shit never happens to me

Can't breathe right now

You believe me don't you, please believe what i just said
See they're telling true and... and this wasn't all in my head
So they took me by the hand and invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin
Strapped down to my bed,
Feet cold and eyes red,
I'm out of my head,
Am i alive am i dead,
Can't remember what they said
God damn shit the bed
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and read to all
The details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But i forgot my pen, shit the bed again
Typical
Strapped down to my bed,
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am i alive am i dead,
Sunkist and Sudafed, gyroscopes, and infrared won't help
Brain dead, can't remember what they said
God damn shit the bed
I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to me
Made out to be a hero
Can't remember what they said

[indiscernable] oh no
God damn shit the bed

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
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im glad you're ok ✅

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😄

w00t

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Shit happens like that all the time in Las Vegas! 😄

Not here. I live in a pretty small city so this is pretty exciting. 😛

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Ooch. 😐

Was it bloody? fear

Originally posted by Ladyluck
No, I didn't see any blood. 😛

Originally posted by Slay
Too bad.
I love blood. shock

Oh, that's nice.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Oh, that's nice.

Originally posted by Slay
It is,isn't it?

I did just say it is, didn't I? 😛

Didn't you?

I was riding the bus with my friends boyfriend once and the guy driving the bus was high shock we were sitting right by him and he reaked of weed. and I kept saying things and he kept laughing and then he had to stop cause someone called the cops... and the cops pulled the bus over.

So we walked home.

😐 woah ... so its all the SUV's fault stupid thing 😂

Originally posted by Ronny
I was riding the bus with my friends boyfriend once and the guy driving the bus was high shock we were sitting right by him and he reaked of weed. and I kept saying things and he kept laughing and then he had to stop cause someone called the cops... and the cops pulled the bus over.

So we walked home.

Originally posted by Ronny
I was riding the bus with my friends boyfriend once and the guy driving the bus was high shock we were sitting right by him and he reaked of weed. and I kept saying things and he kept laughing and then he had to stop cause someone called the cops... and the cops pulled the bus over.

So we walked home.

😆 Holy crap.

Originally posted by ladygrim
😐 woah ... so its all the SUV's fault stupid thing 😂

😂 Yeah.

What kind of retard driver was being the wheel

😂 it was hillarious. And slay, we were a couple blocks from our stop.

Originally posted by Ronny
😂 it was hillarious. And slay, we were a couple blocks from our stop.