who can knock out chuck norris?

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who can knock out chuck norris?

seriously who can knock out chuck norris?

馃拑 馃拑 馃拑

spetznaz Senior Fanboy Killer

Captain America can throw his shield at him. Has a 37% chance of knocking Norris out, which is a higher percentage than the rest of the universe combined.

S.S Senior Member

...........馃槓

Rick/Genis Less than Newbie

I can... GOD I hate Chuck Norris!

This Facade has to END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIS REIGN IS THROUGH!! DO NOT KNEEL TO THIS FALSE GOD!!!

King KAM Senior Member

our only hope is Jean Claude Van Damme's Spinning heel kick of death(that he rewinds like 3 times everytime he finishes the guy with it)

badabing Gym rat

Only one person.

King KAM Senior Member

Originally posted by badabing
Only one person.
dude chuck norris defeated jesus in 2 seconds flat with one round-house kick to the face, and then said....."you're no son of mine" and spit on his dead body.

badabing Gym rat

Originally posted by King KAM
dude chuck norris defeated jesus in 2 seconds flat with one round-house kick to the face, and then said....."you're no son of mine" and spit on his dead body.

Dude, that is so wrong, but funny. 馃槅 "Waits for lightning to strike Kam".

Swanky-Tuna Post-Crisis Balki

You know who could knock out Chuck Norris? Anything more funny than a lame internet fad.

ENOUGH CHUCK NORRIS! IT'S OVER.

King KAM Senior Member

Swanky-Tuna SuXoRZs!

Rick/Genis Less than Newbie

THANK YOU SWANKY!! I AM IN FULL FLEDGED AGREEMENT!!!!

Chuck Norris is Crap... he's a stupid internet Fad Created by hippies and Evil people!

King KAM Senior Member

well we still think its funny, so if you guys are too cool for it than keep it to your f'ucking selves and stop trying to ruin our goddamn fun.

Laminator_X Once & Future KMC Hawkeye

Bill Brasky could take him down on his lunch-break and still have time to do Chuck's girlfriend before heading back to the office.

Swanky-Tuna Post-Crisis Balki

Originally posted by King KAM
Swanky-Tuna SuXoRZs!

Have you ever had a little sibling or cousin or any little kid tell you the same "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9!" type of funny for children but lame for adults joke over and over again? That's exactly how I feel with this Chuck Norris stuff.

This is why so many comedians fail. They just repeat and rehash the same jokes over and over again.

Rick/Genis Less than Newbie

King Kam... Love you man... but Hate this Chuck Norris thing...

I am here to put an end to ALL chuck norris posts!! MWA HA HA!! He's no longer cool!

King KAM Senior Member

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Have you ever had a little sibling or cousin or any little kid tell you the same "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9!" type of funny for children but lame for adults joke over and over again? That's exactly how I feel with this Chuck Norris stuff.

This is why so many comedians fail. They just repeat and rehash the same jokes over and over again.

then stay the f'uck out the thread, easy as f'ucking pie.

King KAM Senior Member

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
King Kam... Love you man... but Hate this Chuck Norris thing...

I am here to put an end to ALL chuck norris posts!! MWA HA HA!! He's no longer cool!

if you dont like it,

then beat it.

Rick/Genis Less than Newbie

No... this is an Arguement and arguments are where I come to 馃槈

I would kill Chuck Norris with my Index Finger, foo!

2D_MASTER Restricted

This guy would knock Chuck Norris' head off then, piss on his grave.

badabing Gym rat

Do we have a respect Chuck Norris thread?