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Are you buyin', like are you buying the drinks.

You asked me if I was drunk, and I said no. I was implying that I would get drunk if you paid for it.

Get it?

Yes, but I don't have any money. 😛

Oh, hell.

Well, then there will be no getting drunk tonight. 🙁

Good. I don't like it when people are drunk. 🙂

*Lester Bernums voice* "You will someday."

Nah, I think drinking is just a way to kill yourself. Very stupid.

Moderation is the key. But I gave that crap the old heave-ho.

Moderation or drinking? 😕

Oh, hell.

I think everyone here knows the answer to that question.

I wonder how long it takes for heavy drinkin to kill you... 🙁

Depends on how heavy the drinking is.

I don't really drink that often. But when I get together with my friends, we throw down.

Like at the Apple River last weeked. We drank for 48 hours straight, stopping only to smoke cigarrettes and pee.

Hmm...that's...nice. 😱

I had a lot of fun. . . . . . . . . . I think.

Yeah...how...exciting... 😱

*looks around, gives Rex a Captain Coke*

Here, try this and see how you feel.

It's not some sort of beer is it?

Negative. It's Captain Morgan (spiced rum) and Coca-cola.

So it's just a little bit of alcohol in a soda? I'll have to try that some time...when I'm older anyway.

You'll try it now, damnit.

*gets out Xtreme ToMacco Slapping Machine*
hold it right there, mister Liquor