Originally posted by grey foxnope, rhino shoots at kingpin, it reflects off of the titanium cuffs, ricochetes to a glass window, hits a man in the head, he falls over, and lands on a telephone which happens to call the avengers, the avengers hear rhino in the background, but its only beacause the guy was watchin a nature show on wild killer rhinos before he got hit, and since he was hard of hearing it is turned up loud which makes it sound like someone is screaming " OH MY!!! THE RHINO IS RAMPAGING AND KILLING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT", so then the avengers who were on there day off, come to the scene pissed, and Cage just found out his wife cheated on him with Rhino the other night, and asks for dibs on Rhino.....
Yeah rhino has the shotgun pointed the wrong way and blows his own brain out.
and just happened to have the wreckers crowbar.....
Originally posted by King KAM
nope, rhino shoots at kingpin, it reflects off of the titanium cuffs, ricochetes to a glass window, hits a man in the head, he falls over, and lands on a telephone which happens to call the avengers, the avengers hear rhino in the background, but its only beacause the guy was watchin a nature show on wild killer rhinos before he got hit, and since he was hard of hearing it is turned up loud which makes it sound like someone is screaming " OH MY!!! THE RHINO IS RAMPAGING AND KILLING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT", so then the avengers who were on there day off, come to the scene pissed, and Cage just found out his wife cheated on him with Rhino the other night, and asks for dibs on Rhino.....and just happened to have the wreckers crowbar.....
And I thought the topic starter had crappy jokes...