Oh SHIT

Started by Mišt3 pages

You're so ugly you tried to make a comeback about me being ugly, but you owned yourself insteadermm

ermm Uhhh.... Sleep with me? shock

gonefishing

Originally posted by Ronny
ermm Uhhh.... Sleep with me? shock

ermmUhh...shave your beard and chest hair and maybe we'll talkshock

ermm well then get rid of your bushy ass hair.

ermm well then get rid of your penis you hermaphrodite.

ermm well then get rid of the red hair in your goatee

ermm well then dont put it there in the first place.

*walks in...walks out*

Originally posted by Mišt
ermm well then dont put it there in the first place.
ermm then get your face off my head!

ermm No.

ermm then your stuck with my red hair in your goatee

... eep?

Originally posted by Ronny
I was supposed to take the bus to meet my dad downtown cause we dont have a car anymore, so he told me to get to the stop by 5:50 and I got there at 5:48 or something cause it leaves at 5:55 and the guy sitting at the stop told me it just went by and I didnt believe him so i checked with the motel/apartment behind me and they said it just went by and my dad down have a cell phone so I cant call him and I have no way of reaching him! So now hes going to murder me. Seriously

I was going to get a ride from my friend mom but she wasnt home so I was going to go over to my friend Javiar's house to ask HIS dad for a ride but his dad is at work... BAAAH

*digs grave and buys a coffin* I'm screwed.. like.. a... screwed person 🙁

And yes... my dad will kill me

hypnotise him