Ahem...
First off...
WE'VE BROKEN THE 2000 MARK!!!!
Okay, here's the plan...between now and the time of this year's parade, let's get as many more sigs as possible. Once we have that, the first thing I'm gonna do is deliver it the day after, before they set their plans for the next one, with a written note to both Marvel and Macy's!
How 'bout it, Web-Heads? Think we can do it?
ATTENTION! We now have a total of 2061 sigs! Also, I have an important announcement to make...
A while back, Marvel Comics was hosting a contest. The Grand Prize? A chance to win a walk-on role in an upcoming Marvel feature film! When I first heard about it, I punched in my name, address, and the usual info into the online entry form. I didn't really expect to win anything, but I thought I'd just do it for a laugh.
Well, I think I can honestly state that what happened a few months later was the last thing I ever expected.
With a simple phone call, I received the news that I was the Grand Prize winner of Marvel's "Be In a Marvel Movie Sweepstakes!" Yes, you're reading this right, folks. Through a sheer tweak of luck, I won the opportunity to be in a movie featuring one of Marvel's mightiest!
Of course, there was a considerable delay in determining which film I was going to be in, in part because of the infamous Writer's Strike that put Tinseltown in a chokehold for the good part of a few months. Still, the Sweepstakes people were good enough to keep me in the loop during that time, and I even received a consolation package in the mail for my patience.
But now the wait is over -- a few days ago, I received another phone call, informing me that the film I'm going to be in is --
IRON MAN 2!
Yep, looks like me an' Shellhead are gonna be sharing some screentime. And there are a lot of other possibilities running through my head right now...
Well, the word is officially out. I leave you now to deliberate on the matter.