Because it was funny.
1. WHAT WERE YOU DOiNG LAST NiGHT AT MiDNiGHT?
Sleeping, thank GOD in his high tower of Sleepiness. I am back on thyroid and I will never sleep again...
2. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Red? Orange? Red and orange? Why does it have to be only one color?
3. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST?
Hehehe. Yes and it was totally voluntary.
4. EVER BEEN IN LOVE WITH ANYONE ON YOUR FRIENDS LiST?
Tom. 🙂
5. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUR LiST DO YOU KNOW iN REAL LiFE?
Most of 'em. Not Buddy. Not Daniel. Wait... this IS real life. Do I have to meet them to know them? Existential Crisis Alert!
6. DO YOU HOLD GRUDGES?
Yes. If I said you held a grudge, would you hold it against me?
7. HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN?
Yes. Especially when my pet rabbit died. Thank you for not asking how many times. No, not the rabbit.
8. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH YOUR PARENTS?
Depends if they are nice to me. Which lately is a lot because I am the future mother of their wild banshee grandchilden, biiaychtes!
9. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED IN THE THE THEATER.
I hate theaters. Narnia.
10. NAME 3 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES?
My ears, my feet, and lately, doggie paw prints.
11. WOULD YOU RATHER GIVE OR RECEIVE A FOOT MASSAGE?
No thanks.
12. NAME A TEACHER YOU HAD THE HOTS FOR!
Slightly hot for my college intro to computers professer because he looked like Jeff Daniels who everybody knows is one hot babe.
13. HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
None. No. Wait, 4 bucks.
14. WHO'S THE 4TH PERSON ON YOUR RECEIVED CALL List?
Probly Jenny.
15. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
I have no effing idea! What a potsy question!
17. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT THREE NIGHTS AGO?
Watching the Devil's Rejects because I was a total ass stick in the mud and didn't go to Greg and Beck's to watch Jenn get plastered!
18. How many people on your friends list are ex's?
If they were ex's, why on earth would they be on my frickkking FRIENDS list?! Wouldn't they be ex's for A REASON! Refer to question 6, dickweed.
19. Do you like getting your hair pulled?
Who the hell LIKES that? Sadistic sadists with masochistic OCDs?
20. What's your favorite city?
Lothlorien. You didn't say it had to be real! Huh.
21. Whats your favorite color?
Harriet.
22. I can't wait to....?
Find some clean pants.
23. When was the last time you saw your mom?
Sunday, but not at church. I'm too holy to go to church.
24. What are some traits you look for in a significant other?
Must have all working limbs and brain. Likes housework. Goes to sleep occasionally. Oh, and hot.
27. How long have you been at your current job?
Should I be getting a paycheck?
28. Is Tom on your friends list?
Hunka hunka burnin' lovesy love trove my little treasure chestnuts.
29. What's the last thing you said out loud?
"No."
31. What is the last thing/person you spent over $100 on?
Groceries.
32. What kind of shoes did you wear today?
My walkin' a long-ass mile today shoes.
33. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
My friend's underwear. It was quite comfy. YES IT WAS CLEAN!
34. I really wish I drove a.....?
Wrecking ball.
35. What website do you visit the most during the day?
Myspace. Its my anti-drug.
36. Go into your text message log on your phone, who's the last?
Cingular. Nobody loves me.
37. Do you have an air freshener in your car?
Not anymore. But I need one until the seat cushion that the cat peepee'ed in is permanently removed from my daily existence.
38. Do you have plants in your room?
I'm in a basement. There is only mold and highly deadly electrical systems everywhere. Is mold a plant?
39. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
A triple venti non-fat with whip caramel machiatto. Upside down. From a bong.
40. Last piece of e-mail opened?
An email that said Add Me *****, it's your love bunny.
41. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My mind. Mental....capacity....shrinking......
42. What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
New York City. Gee, that was like 3 years ago.
43. Last alcoholic drink?
Corona with Lime Juice cuz I had no limes even though I had JUST GONE TO THE STORE. PUT IT ON THE LIST ALREADY.
44. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
I would become a butterfly and do a fly-by and poop on their grave and do a little butterfly giggle.
45. Do you own a picture phone?
Yes. We're giving it to a poor starving child in Africa.
46. What's your bf/gf, or most recent ex zodiac sign?
Capricorn.
47. What's your favorite Starbucks drink?
See bong.
48. Do you exercise as much as you should?
My middle finger can get pretty tired.
49. Do you know what it's like to be in love?
Um, yes?
50. If you answered yes to the previous question, do you think you are capable of experiencing that kind of love again?
You mean like with someone else. Does that mean sharing? Can't I just focus? Why are women always being asked to multitask?
51. Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you?
No.
53. what If I don't like u?
Then u ken Suk my bean and go to remedial English Composition.
54. Recent time you were really upset?
On a scale of one to three: Friday. Thursday.... Sunday.
55. Are you thinking of someone right now?
No. My anger is mine.... MINE!!