Does loving God make me a homosexual?

Started by Alliance4 pages

Did the deal work?

Hey, do you think Lucifer was cast out because he was straight and all the other angels/holy people were gay?

Maybe they had a culture war 😐

Originally posted by Alliance
Did the deal work?

Hey, do you think Lucifer was cast out because he was straight and all the other angels/holy people were gay?

Maybe they had a culture war 😐


No... the damn bastard refused to lower tarrifs on imports from Heaven. I got my skin fried off for nothing...

Meh...you win some you lose some. Im surprised there isnt a SWFTA (SWAF-tah) Spiritual Worlds Free Trade Agreement.

I'm sure W has one worked out 😐

Re: Does loving God make me a homosexual?

Originally posted by meep-meep
I love God so much. I want to feel him inside me. With God in my Body and my mind I know that together I, no we, can accomplich anything.

Does this make me gay?

First I want to apologize for creating this topic. You see last night I had about 5 margaritas and for some reason I started thinking about an old South Park Episode. I haven't read any of the relpies yet but I'm pretty sure there will be some criticism. Damn you alcohol for making me do these things.... 😠

Heh....(just read everyones posts)

Best. Religion. Thread. Ever.

😆

Everytime I see Christ up on that cross I just can help but think: Damn he's hot. -not my opionion......but still a very intriguing perspective...

It amazes me that this thread hasn't been shut down.

Not that I'm offended by it or anything, but the purely retarded nature of it makes me wonder if the mods even check this forum.

Originally posted by meep-meep
I love God so much. I want to feel him inside me. With God in my Body and my mind I know that together I, no we, can accomplich anything.

Does this make me gay?

well Jesus loves you too. So he's having a 3-some with you and his dad.

😑 😂

Oh, I'll never be the same again....

when you feel god's love deep inside you...........does he fill you full of the holy spirit?..............or does he pull out beforehand?

Originally posted by debbiejo
😑 😂

Oh, I'll never be the same again....

😂

Originally posted by Evil Dead
when you feel god's love deep inside you...........does he fill you full of the holy spirit?..............or does he pull out beforehand?

Only those fully enlightened are filled up with the holy spirit.

Re: Does loving God make me a homosexual?

Originally posted by meep-meep
I love God so much. I want to feel him inside me. With God in my Body and my mind I know that together I, no we, can accomplich anything.

Does this make me gay?

To love God is to love a spirit. A spirit doesn't have a penis.

Originally posted by lord xyz
well Jesus loves you too. So he's having a 3-some with you and his dad.

Being f*cked by Jesus? Eh he was a skinny little guy. He could have been packing but it's his dad I'm worried about.

Too be honest I'd rather it be me Jesus and Mary Magdelene.

Originally posted by Evil Dead
when you feel god's love deep inside you...........does he fill you full of the holy spirit?..............or does he pull out beforehand?

Nowing Jesus he probably pulls out beforehand and leaves you something that isn't the Holy Spirit

Re: Re: Does loving God make me a homosexual?

Originally posted by Punker69
To love God is to love a spirit. A spirit doesn't have a penis.

But God can be anything......including a penis.

I love this thread...... 😍

Re: Does loving God make me a homosexual?

Originally posted by meep-meep
I love God so much. I want to feel him inside me. With God in my Body and my mind I know that together I, no we, can accomplich anything.

Does this make me gay?

Well... you don't really know if god is a girl or a guy, but god is often referred to as a boy. If you think of him as a boy and you wantt him... inside you, then yeah, I guess you do swing a couple inches that way.