Destroy All Humans: The RPG

One year ago, the brave efforts of Cryptosperidium 138 weakened America's defences... now, it really is time to DESTROY ALL HUMANS! Invade Plane Earth or defend it, the vailable characters being:

a) A Cryptosperidum (starting with 138 etc)
b) A Majestic (basically FBI) agent
c) A human soldier
d) A civilian or policeman
e) One person can be the leader alien dude whose name escapes me

You can go ANYWHERE from Rockwell to the Taj Mahal... I'll be Crypto 138... and yes, this HAS been approved...

THE INVASION HAS BEGUN!

(Aye, I'll be 139 if he isnt taken.)

i'll be crypto 140

im 138...
name: crypto sporidium 138..
nickname: trouble..
history: had his right arm cut off during an attempt to overthrow another planet..an attempt that was succesful, thanks to him..now has a gunarm(barret esc..) that can change into multiple forms (zap-o-matic, etc), including a zap-o-sword, which he invented for torturing purposes..he is 137's right hand man and best 'friend'..
personality: slightly more bloodthirsty than his clone brothers..
appearence..my sig...excpet he wears black..

OK, I'll be 137 as he was in DAH... and you can be 138 sure... good plan, use Mel's bio set out...

NAME: Cypto sporidium 137
NICKNAME: Crypto
HISTORY: A key and elite agent for the invasion, Crypto 137 was the agent who succeeded in preparing Earth for invasion, by destroying the American system! He is often seen with Crypto 138 "Trouble" and is infamously dangerous when annoyed, and a skilled psychokinetic.
PERSONALITY: Sly, cunning, calculating and, as always with Cryptos, bloodthirsty and evil!
APPEARANCE: identical to that of Madmel's sig!
WEAPON: Anal probe

You can only start with 1 gun and your saucer at the start but get guns along the way (in plausible circumstances: IE you complete a major assignment and the leader rewards you, you infiltrate Area 42 for alien tech, you get normal human guns from their bases, you kill a Majestic etc...) plus you have your Healing Shield thing, though PLEASE be limited with it!)

(Wait.... Destroy all humans was the game with the leader that sounded like invader Zim? i think i may join this.)

It was the one which was a piss take of just about all alien movies and all 50s stuff! When all 5 people have done their character sheets, we must begin!

😂..ok my main weapon till he gets others is the zap-o-sword thing i made up..then he gets upgrades..when can we start?

Hmmm I guess Ill be a soldier or something >_> Since earth needs somebody to protect it.

be a majestic dude..they've got fancy ray guns too lol

lol ray guns? What exactly is a majestic?? I've never actually played the game, Just watched my little brother. Are they the guys in the tuxedos???? And if they are what do they do?

They're like feds.... some of them have powers too!

NAME: Crypto Sporidium 139
NICKNAME: Singe
HISTORY: He was just created for the invasion, but has already made a name for himself. Blowing stuff up, so he prfers asking questions later.
PERSONALITY:Bloodthirsty and evil, Unforgiving, clueless.
APPEARANCE: Identical Madmel's sig
WEAPON: Disenegrator Ray

yea some of majestic have mind powers like a blue wave thing that hits everything around it in a circle.they also can drive giant robot things..plus tha fanc-ay ray gunz 😂..anyways when we start??

Sweeet. But I kinda wanna be a normal human. But no ordinary normal human, a badass rambo shoot em up ass kicking humangunsmilie

Sure... Mel, do you want to begin?

(if i may 😄)
trouble looked at his commanding officer, "are we going to sit here on our chairs forever, crypto. i am getting increasingly bored"..as he talked his arm hummed softly.."see, even our guns are restless..when on this miserable little planet are we going to crush this miserable little planet?!"
he exclaimed..

(BUMP....)

(BUMP...again....i dont want this to die!!! cry)

Ill be an Alien Hunter LMAO
Named Skull