Ever been accused of being the father?

It happens to me all the time. Whenever I pwned someone I ask them:

Who's Yo Daddy Biatch?

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
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I think you should get out there now and start dating. Its best to be accused of a baby thats not yours now then being accused in your later years.

Originally posted by Blood_Rayne
I think you should get out there now and start dating. Its best to be accused of a baby thats not yours now then being accused in your later years.

Being accused of being someones father,isn't really a dating standard. 😐

O well forget everything I just said then.

Originally posted by Blood_Rayne
I think you should get out there now and start dating. Its best to be accused of a baby thats not yours now then being accused in your later years.

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Well I'm one of those people who believe in abstinence... and besides I'm a geeky dude with thick glasses who's social life could fit in a mouse's pocket.

Some girls think thats sexy.

Originally posted by Blood_Rayne
Some girls think thats sexy.

Originally posted by Zâdiac
A girl I was dating last year, dumped me and started going out with another guy like 3 days later. Yeah I know, I got screwed over, but anyways, she ended up getting pregnant and she found out the dude had 4 other kids and that she didn't mean anything to him. So after he dropped her, she came back to me and told me the kid was mine lol. Of course I didn't believe her, I always wear condom and she was seeing that guy for about a month, so the baby couldn't be mine lol. But when she was having the baby, I went to the hospital just in case the baby was mine... it wasn't going to be hard to tell weather or not the kid was mine, the other dude was black. And yes, the baby was black. I walked out of the hospital laughing and feeling bad for her b/c the other guy wasn't going to take care of it.

So how many of you have had something like this happen to you?

Yep, I've been accused. And it's always some pinche puta who has 5 potential fathers, and you know it's not you because you're always accused about a year since the lasted time you f*cked her.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Yep, I've been accused. And it's always some pinche puta who has 5 potential fathers, and you know it's not you because you're always accused about a year since the lasted time you f*cked her.

Originally posted by Slay
A puta is a whore,if I'm not mistaken.Right?

Yes, it's also a general word for an easy/loose woman.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Yes, it's also a general word for an easy/loose woman.

Originally posted by Zâdiac
A girl I was dating last year, dumped me and started going out with another guy like 3 days later. Yeah I know, I got screwed over, but anyways, she ended up getting pregnant and she found out the dude had 4 other kids and that she didn't mean anything to him. So after he dropped her, she came back to me and told me the kid was mine lol. Of course I didn't believe her, I always wear condom and she was seeing that guy for about a month, so the baby couldn't be mine lol. But when she was having the baby, I went to the hospital just in case the baby was mine... it wasn't going to be hard to tell weather or not the kid was mine, the other dude was black. And yes, the baby was black. I walked out of the hospital laughing and feeling bad for her b/c the other guy wasn't going to take care of it.

So how many of you have had something like this happen to you?

Can safely say I haven't no2

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Well I'm one of those people who believe in abstinence... and besides I'm a geeky dude with thick glasses who's social life could fit in a mouse's pocket.

😂

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
Then I have yet to meet one... although that would certainly be interesting.

I'm impressed by your grammar and such, I think that's hot 😄

Originally posted by silver_tears
Can safely say I haven't no2

Originally posted by Slay
Ever been accused of being the mother,then? 😐

How can you be accused of being the mother 🤨
That's not even plausible, you don't get a gold star, nuh uh.

Originally posted by silver_tears
How can you be accused of being the mother 🤨
That's not even plausible, you don't get a gold star, nuh uh.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm impressed by your grammar and such, I think that's hot 😄

Damn you know I'm sure there is something funny I could say here... but I can't think of anything.

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
😱

Damn you know I'm sure there is something funny I could say here... but I can't think of anything.

I can. 😐