My dog is seriously dying-??????????????????

Started by Jarshewa6 pages

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Originally posted by botankus
That's a nice assessment, but what did you expect? Try a dog lover's message board if you want better feedback.

your right. why talk to retards, but it was 'off topic' so i thought i could get some good advice(no offences to those that gave good advice)

but your right you are dumb thanx!

Originally posted by Jarshewa
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your right. why talk to retards, but it was 'off topic' so i thought i could get some good advice(no offences to those that gave good advice)

but your right you are dumb thanx!

No, no, actually it's General Discussion. Off-Topic is where the idiots ask questions about their dogs.

so were do i ask questions about your lack of life

"i know im on here to but this aint my comp"
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When my dog was dying I just went out back and brandished my .22 and after I pet him I shot him in the back of the head twice, cost me less then .50 cents. Put him in a trash bag and done and done.

There is your solution now, be a man and anty up take care of your animal.

Originally posted by Jarshewa
so were do i ask questions about your lack of life

"i know im on here to but this aint my comp"
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So you lack a life and a computer? Sad.

you know what? if you dont have the money, use a credit card.
dont let the dog suffer another minute. if he gave you 30 years
of loyalty and unconditional love, allowing it to suffer and claiming poverty is no way to pay him back.

no offense, but this thread is bullshit. you're asking for advice on something so heavy on a forum dedicated to movies, in a debating forum no less.

and, for the sake of argument, if you really DIDN'T have another option, then yes do an 'old yeller'. do something ffs.

Originally posted by Jarshewa
i love my dog but its over 30 years old.shes got arthritus in all her legs starting yesterday.she dont move she don t eat she dont drink all she does is wine pain every couple hours.

i would of put her out a long time ago but apparently in ne. it costs money and "swear to god" we dont have enough money to put her out???!!!

what i want to know is.....wou;d be wrong for me to pull a ole yeller.
im being serious,i love that fukin dog

30?! OMG! My dog didn't make it past 15! (that's why I have a cat now.🐰 ) That's like a world record.

Re: My dog is seriously dying-??????????????????

Originally posted by Jarshewa
i love my dog but its over 30 years old.

And here is where I believe you are full of crap.

This is from Guinness World Records:

The oldest dog that has been reliably documented was an Australian cattle-dog named Bluey. He was put to sleep at the age of 29 years and 5 months!

So are we to belive that you were the owner of the oldest dog in the world?

Re: My dog is seriously dying-??????????????????

Originally posted by Jarshewa
i love my dog but its over 30 years old.shes got arthritus in all her legs starting yesterday.she dont move she don t eat she dont drink all she does is wine pain every couple hours.

i would of put her out a long time ago but apparently in ne. it costs money and "swear to god" we dont have enough money to put her out???!!!

what i want to know is.....wou;d be wrong for me to pull a ole yeller.
im being serious,i love that fukin dog

Awww that's really sad. She was a good compainion, but as this person said...

Originally posted by botankus
Gotta love threads like this first thing in the morning.

Damn, that's an old dog! You should be proud that she's lived 210 dog years and only got arthritis in all of her legs starting...yesterday.

One day, God forbid, when old faithful finally takes her last breath, I see nothing better for both a eulogy and an epitaph than this last statement. Spelled the same way, of course.

Yes, that was an old dog. But it's not right to say that u like sad threads when you wake up. Anyway, he's right. You out to be proud that she lived to be so frickin old, and that it's amazing that she only got athritis yesterday.

And, once again he is right. Once your poor, faithful dog dies, it is best to let her lay down to rest her old body after a long, rewarding life

Originally posted by KharmaDog
And here is where I believe you are full of crap.

This is from Guinness World Records:

So are we to belive that you were the owner of the oldest dog in the world?

Of course, this person is right. This thread might very well be fake, or it could equally be true that you were just exagerating due to grief, Jarshewa

Re: Re: My dog is seriously dying-??????????????????

Originally posted by Council#13
But it's not right to say that u like sad threads when you wake up.

That was sarcasm.

Originally posted by Council#13
Anyway, he's right. You out to be proud that she lived to be so frickin old, and that it's amazing that she only got athritis yesterday.

Once again, I don't believe this story at all, and I would hazard to guess that most others don't as well. A dog living to the age of thirty pretty fricken' remote. The fact that you say that it is only getting arthritis now is what sells this story as garbage.

Re: Re: Re: My dog is seriously dying-??????????????????

Originally posted by KharmaDog
That was sarcasm.

Once again, I don't believe this story at all, and I would hazard to guess that most others don't as well. A dog living to the age of thirty pretty fricken' remote. The fact that you say that it is only getting arthritis now is what sells this story as garbage.

1. *gulps loudly and pulls at collar* I knew that

2. I dont really think that it lived to 30, more like 15-20

Originally posted by Council#13
1. *gulps loudly and pulls at collar* I knew that

2. I dont really think that it lived to 30, more like 15-20

Yeah, he probably jsut lied there. He probably didn't make it up all the way. Probably not.

Also, this is not really a sad thread...it's a stupid thread and it is soo stupid that it is funny....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Also, this is not really a sad thread...it's a stupid thread and it is soo stupid that it is funny....

Agreed

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Agreed

It shouldn't be funny to you...it's one of your mates dying here.

It's probably all that weed you've been giving her. ermm

Re: My dog is seriously dying-??????????????????

Originally posted by Jarshewa
i love my dog but its over 30 years old.shes got arthritus in all her legs starting yesterday.she dont move she don t eat she dont drink all she does is wine pain every couple hours.

i would of put her out a long time ago but apparently in ne. it costs money and "swear to god" we dont have enough money to put her out???!!!

what i want to know is.....wou;d be wrong for me to pull a ole yeller.
im being serious,i love that fukin dog

If you cannot afford to have the dog put to sleep, then you have to try and make the dog's last days as comfortable as possible. Try calling a vet and tell then your problem, they might help you for free.

your dog is 30+ years old???

damn dude, be thankful she lasted this long! she's gotta die someday, and if she's in pain it's probably best that she go now.

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
your dog is 30+ years old???

damn dude, be thankful she lasted this long! she's gotta die someday, and if she's in pain it's probably best that she go now.

I agree, I have a cat that is turning 20 and she is in good health right now, but if she was in pain, I would have to put her to sleep.

The dude was undeniably stoned when he made this thread...

30 years old my ass.

Originally posted by Jonathan Mark
The dude was undeniably stoned when he made this thread...

30 years old my ass.

What cave you that idea? 🙄 😆