My condoms name is Eddie!

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
When your in the company of a condom so long that you start treating at as pet, you most likely won't use it on what it was meant for.
You should have bought a rabbit.

Watch, you'll use Eddie one day and then you'll regret it. You'll regret it even more if the sex sucked horribly. 😱

But if you keep him around after he's used...you're just creepy! shock

Originally posted by Captain REX
Watch, you'll use Eddie one day and then you'll regret it. You'll regret it even more if the sex sucked horribly. 😱

But if you keep him around after he's used...you're just creepy! shock

What if Eddie gets ripped? shock

then hell die 🙁 and make me have babies

Not during that, but while you're washing him! Then you'll feel terrible and have to kill yourself in vengeance. 😄

It's what I'd do if I had a pet condom.

Probably 🙁 Dont die eddie!

So, I see that Eddie has a brother named Vinny, and Vinny is staying at his house, inside Eddie 😗

Good Rent.