I am Afraid of the Kool Aid Man.

When I was younger, and I saw that Kool aid jumping through the walls in those commercials, I got really freaked. I thought about what would happen if he did that to me, and this is what I Came up with:

*I'm sitting there, on my bed reading a book*
*kool aid man jumps in*
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
Me : Holy Jesus Christ!
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
*I jump up and look at him*
Me: My Dad Is Not going to believe me when I tell him a large Fruit drink jumped through my wall...
KoolAid Man: Oh Yeah?
Me: No, No! It is not cool to jump through the wall destroying half my house! "Kool" People come through the doors, You need to help me clean this up!
KoolAid Man: Oh No!
*Koolaid man jumps out and wobbles away*
Father: Vinny! What was all that noise?
*Father walks in through the door*
Father: Of Son of a...
*Father Takes off belt*
Me : Fu*king KoolAid Man.

You should have poured vinegar into him.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
When I was younger, and I saw that Kool aid jumping through the walls in those commercials, I got really freaked. I thought about what would happen if he did that to me, and this is what I Came up with:

*I'm sitting there, on my bed reading a book*
*kool aid man jumps in*
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
Me : Holy Jesus Christ!
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
*I jump up and look at him*
Me: My Dad Is Not going to believe me when I tell him a large Fruit drink jumped through my wall...
KoolAid Man: Oh Yeah?
Me: No, No! It is not cool to jump through the wall destroying half my house! "Kool" People come through the doors, You need to help me clean this up!
KoolAid Man: Oh No!
*Koolaid man jumps out and wobbles away*
Father: Vinny! What was all that noise?
*Father walks in through the door*
Father: Of Son of a...
*Father Takes off belt*
Me : Fu*king KoolAid Man.

Someone's been listening to Dane Cook. 😐

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Someone's been listening to Dane Cook. 😐

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Someone's been listening to Dane Cook. 😐

Just Maybe, Wanted to see how long till someone figured out which person it was.

Good Job w00t

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
i was thinking the same thing

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Just Maybe, Wanted to see how long till someone figured out which person it was.

Good Job w00t

Suffice to say though, the man is hilarious and more people need to listen to him.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Suffice to say though, the man is hilarious and more people need to listen to him.

I Agree

http://www.danecook.com/?video=26

I was afraid of the Coneheads 🙁

HEY HEY HEY

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
[B]HEY HEY HEY [/B]

Fat Albert is in the hizouse!

thats what the kool aide man says too 😱

...i think 😕

i really have no idea

I'd boink Dane Cook

I don't know what you're talking about. cry

Partly because I haven't read this thread yet.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
When I was younger, and I saw that Kool aid jumping through the walls in those commercials, I got really freaked. I thought about what would happen if he did that to me, and this is what I Came up with:

*I'm sitting there, on my bed reading a book*
*kool aid man jumps in*
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
Me : Holy Jesus Christ!
KoolAid Man: OH YEAH!
*I jump up and look at him*
Me: My Dad Is Not going to believe me when I tell him a large Fruit drink jumped through my wall...
KoolAid Man: Oh Yeah?
Me: No, No! It is not cool to jump through the wall destroying half my house! "Kool" People come through the doors, You need to help me clean this up!
KoolAid Man: Oh No!
*Koolaid man jumps out and wobbles away*
Father: Vinny! What was all that noise?
*Father walks in through the door*
Father: Of Son of a...
*Father Takes off belt*
Me : Fu*king KoolAid Man.

I'm scared of Ronald MacDonald because I saw him once in a MacDonalds when I was small and he was a real jerk

If all the Kool Aid spilled out of him, do you think he would die? And if not, would his life continue in the pitcher or in the spilled juice? Or both?

In the Simpsons, Homer landed inside of him and drank it all up and he fell over with crossy eyes and shattered

Here you go just for you vinny

Why do people continue to further the stereotype that Dane Cook is anything but an overrated, American Pie Humour-esque if-you-don't-laugh-it-means-you're-stupid "comedian"?

Just curious.

"Look! I'm talking loud and I'm really animated! THAT MEANS I'M FUNNY! LAUGH!"

Everyone else: Hahahaha! Oh my god he's so crazy!

Listen to some Lenny Bruce, George Carlin or Bill Hicks. Dane Cook is shit.

-AC