Smallville's Invention Convention

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Smallville's Invention Convention

Come with your brilliant ideas so I can steal them and get rich!

And please, lets lay off the "Take something thats already been done and put a clock in it" ideas.

Patent Pending. 2003

Originally posted by Smallville
Come with your brilliant ideas so I can steal them and get rich!

And please, lets lay off the "Take something thats already been done and put a clock in it" ideas.

hmm This would be a good idea, If I didn't make it already.

A clothes hanger that holds a shirt, pants, tie and shoes...

You thief!

Whatever, I still don't care.

Not Reporting.

*Places a glove, with a clock in it on the table*

w00t

*makes a fridge, puts a clock on it, and makes it multiplayer* 🪩

*Pulls out a Mist Doll*

Zing!

How about...

a pen with whiteout on the other side.... and it has a clock in it!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Pulls out a Mist Doll*

Zing!

*pulls out a Mist doll, puts a clock on it, and gives it another 3 penises* 🪩

Originally posted by Smallville
How about...

a pen with whiteout on the other side.... and it has a clock in it!

Or....a pen with whiteout on the other side.... and it has a clock in it...and has a dvd burner🪩

*Pulls out a Mist Doll, with a clock where the penis should go*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Pulls out a Mist Doll, with a clock where the penis should go*

*pulls out a Vinny doll and gives it a vagina where the penis should go* ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
*pulls out a Mist doll, puts a clock on it, and gives it another 3 penises* 🪩

Or....a pen with whiteout on the other side.... and it has a clock in it...and has a dvd burner🪩

And an MP3 Player!

How about... envelopes that the glue tastes like peanut butter

Originally posted by Mišt
*pulls out a Vinny doll and gives it a vagina where the penis should go* ermm

*Has The Vinny Doll have sex with the mist doll* ermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Has The Vinny Doll have sex with the mist doll* ermm

Awww... the Vinny doll is pregnant.

Originally posted by Smallville
And an MP3 Player!

How about... envelopes that the glue tastes like peanut butter

And a subwoofer🪩

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Has The Vinny Doll have sex with the mist doll* ermm

*feels violated*ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
And a subwoofer🪩

So when you are mailing a letter, people know how cool you are...

*ponders*

Originally posted by Smallville
So when you are mailing a letter, people know how cool you are...

*ponders*

And a few 12" neons and chrome rims🪩

Originally posted by Mišt
And a few 12" neons and chrome rims🪩

High flow exhaust, bore the sucker out, and a high flow exhaust. And the rims MUST be spinners.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=377723

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
hmm This would be a good idea, If I didn't make it already.