Originally posted by Psyquis52
Good quotes.Hey! How does somebody join this gang?
thanks for reminding me of Stephen Wright.
i actually had forgotten his name.
anyway more mitch
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much you play, you'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once, they're ****ing relentless.
I have a sister named Wendy, and if you asked my sister if I was weird she'd probably say "Yeah." But that's ****ed up because she's weird, because she has a husband and two children, and they have a family portrait on their VCR where they are all looking slightly to the left. The camera is right in front of you! But apparently, something happened just to the left -that made everybody happy. But my sister is cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right on!
I was at a club and they had blacklights everywhere. A blacklight is a light that makes everyone look cool... except me, 'cause I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means .... it's dirty.
My friend said to me, "Man, this weather is trippy." I said to him, "No, man, it's not the weather that is trippy. Perhaps it is the way we perceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought, "Man, I should have just said, 'Yeah.'"
I wanted to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "**** that. I'll just get a tan instead."
I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I needed to rewrite it. I said, "**** that, I'll just make a copy."