Originally posted by Citizen V
I'm not too pleased with it being multimedia, to be honest, but I think it's about time I gave it a go; not sure about picks yet though, I'll think it over.We best start getting our shit together and planning pretty soon, then.
Yare yare Daze my friend, yare yare daze .
I had the greatest dream EVER lat night.
Ok so it starts off with Spiderman (in his Iron Spider costume) and Spidergirl (in the 'good' carnage symbiote) arriving at some kind of island esq giant factory style place with a jutting pipe on the outside being their only method of travel inwards.
Someone suddenly tells Spiderman they've “sent him back up” and out pops 'Symb Spidey'. He first off appears to look like scarlet spider, but then suddenly splits into two. A large classic carnage looking mofo breaks away and takes to the air with weird, symbiote/crystalline wings .
Symb spidey now looks like Spiderman 2099 , he speaks to Spidey for a short while (Spidergirl in the background) Symb Spidey is a real ham though , I mean he sounds like your stereotypical Superman parody (Radiating truth , justice and Golden/Silver age dialogue) he insists that he and his partner *points to 'Crystal Carnage' * assist them.
Spidey vehemently disagrees and turns on a 'Spiderman unlimited' style sonic attack. They don’t die but just melt into a pile of individual symbiotes and crawl away. Spidey says something along the liens of 'Sorry guy's but this is something we've got to do alone'.
He enters through the pipe and finds himself in a INSANELY large room. Think one of those games where you play a mouse or a toy in a Childs bedroom. Then times it by 5. The room itself is completely black with white geometric squares splitting the floor up. Each square is radiating a laser beam outside of it (Ie a laser field on all four sides) .
Spidey and Spidergirl swing across the ceiling (as to not trip any alarms) but they see some REALLY weird shit on the floor.
This Includes a giant one eyed crystal /flesh head with a mouth full of razor sharp teeth, dioramas of famous comic book scenes , a giant hillock with what appears to be spaceships and several display cases.
Somehow they eventually reach another 'plane' witch is the same size. But in-front of them is a Titanic door. They can barely wrap themselves around the doorknob , but they do so , to turn said handle and enter the room.
They find an odd sight within.
A similarly proportioned book is beneath them (when open , length-ways it is about 5-8 men lying across) Beast and Hawkeye (with a quiver of arrows , yet in his Goliath garb , although he has his Hawkeye mask) are jumping up and down on it , attempting to stop the protruding symbiotes (now looking like those ugly yellow bastards from Spiderman Unlimited, albeit with a bit more Graboid and G'ould thrown in for good measure) from escaping.
Spidey and Spidergirl assist them. This involves them jumping up and down on said book for a few minutes while playing the equivalent of 'Whack a mole' with the symbiotes Whenever a head/tail ect pops either up our out from the pages they would either Stomp/Web/Shoot it.
Suddenly everything focuses on hawkeye , all sound has just disappeared and he begins to worry, time has slowed momentarily so we can see everything form his POV , so he is still hanging in mid-air . He states that his 'Anti-Deaf serum' has worn off and without it he'll be useless , unable to tell when the symbiotes are popping up and that he’ll be (inevitably) eaten.
He decides then and there to flee and (still falling) fires several arrows into the symbiotes that he can see, before making a run for the door. The remaining 'book jumpers' oblivious.
He somehow opens the (slightly ajar) door with some of that good 'ol fashioned human muscle before ending up on the other side, the door begins closing suddenly when the Venom symbiote finishes the job and seals it (the remaining small crack) up.
Clint has an idea and mentions about how venom 'only chooses to bond with a willing host'. Clint steps in the black gunk protruding slightly from the floor (almost puddle like) , it shies away for a second before returning and then overwhelming the archer.
Now here is the coolest bit. My 'mental camera' zooms back and shows Venom/Hawkeye .
He looks like your ordinary Symbiote Spidey waist down (Symbiote boots ect) but waist up is MUCH different. The suit now looks like a hoody over a muscle suit , allowing thin cuffs to appear just at venoms wrist, the actual body though looking sculpted and buff. the hands are slightly larger with long claws on them (Venoms usual garb)
The 'hood' looks less like a 'real' hoody and more like a King Cobras (scaly as well) going up but curving around as well (think a flower blowing in the wind or possibly GA's hood) the top of the 'hood' just touches Venom/Hawkeyes head . The head itself is McFarlane Venom (white patches with no eyes, large tongue, razor teeth) but is much flatter and slightly longer (again more like a snakes).
He bounces on his feet for a few seconds before KICKING the door open. Unfortunately it seems it's destination has changed, taking 'Venomeye' (as I shall now refer to him) back to the black room.
He begins webslinging his way around, but prefers abnormally long acrobatic jumps , the alarms suddenly go off and the lasers intensify, everything awakens and energy blasts begin firing in his direction. We then go on a monologue sequence while Venomeye jumps, dodges and twirls s over and around the blasts. Venoneye states that 'Out of all the creatures we have taken over, all the abilities we have gained, we love this the best !' (referring to Hawkeye’s insane accuracy) he then begins firing 'Symbiote arrows' out of the top of his palms.
Each arrows hits either a cannon firing at him or the Crystal head (mentioned earlier) which is now awake and firing blasts out of it’s mouth. After a few minutes the blasts die down (while the alarm continues however) and Venomeye lands in a less 'laser guarded' area. The Hillock I mentioned earlier on .
He looks into a display case featured near it and notices several Pre-crises items inside, including a GL uniform (Guys) , a chunk of Anti-monitor armour and a piece of Jewel Kryptonite.
He suddenly spins around, when (of all people) Pre-crises Thorn is standing there ! She begins babbling insanely about how 'he shouldn't’t be here' Venomeye levels his wrist at her and states that if she "Doesn't get out of our way we'll send you back to the a Anti-monitor !"
Thorn calms down abruptly and grabs VE, wishing to show him her 'research' . 'It's quite amazing really' she begins, still dragging the avenger up the hillock "the remnants of an alien civilisation that fuse with their carriers on a genetic level, quite similar to your symbiote eh ?" she giggles psychotically before reaching the top of the Hill.
Venomeye breaks away from her and watches as she lifts up what appears to be a stone but is infact an egg "these are the eggs, aren't they pretty, one of my little darlings is about to hatch". Venomeye is scoping out the place while listening, noticing the large silvery space-shuttle parked neatly on the Hillock.
The egg is suddenly thrown on the ground, it cracks open slowly, before splitting asunder in a disturbing gurgling cacophony. Out of it steps a sentinel sized XENOMORPH !
Thorn steps back a little to watch to show mentioning something about her babies being 'Hungry' . Venomeye wastes no time and begins firing arrows at it , while the creature lopes after him , lunging attacks and tongue snaps being barely dodged. Venomeye (noticing that his arrows are doing Sweet Fanny Adams) bounces off of the space-ship and onto the creatures back.
The avenger climbs up slightly before wrapping his arms around the underside of the creatures head, the Xenomorphs disjointed arms scrabble but cannot reach Clint’s new location. Venomeye begins tugging , grunting and heaving while attempting to (literally) tear the things head off. Suddenly my voice pipes softly in the background saying "Spiderman is class 10 to 15, meaning that he can lift up to 15 tons".
Clint uses his newly realized Super-strength to rip the Xenomorphs head from it's shoulders , but instead of the gory shower of Acidic blood there is instead a slight shaking. The head falls to the ground in a shower of sparks and reveals itself to be a massive oddly shaped helmet. Clint flips over the creatures shoulder and lands in front of it as it's skin begins to peel away.
"Oh you didn't think I would use one of the old models would you , no no no , THIS is their fusion with an intergalactic hunting race". Indeed it appears to be a giant Predalien, equipped with predator tech and armour. All Clint did was reveal how ugly these things are.
He dramatically turns around as several more eggs begin to hatch. These Predaliens forgoing the 'disguise' altogether. 4 of the beasts turn to Venomeye as saliva runs from underneath their mammoth hunting masks while the one behind him is slightly stunned.
"Lunchtime"
And then I woke up. The most f*cking awesome dream I have EVER had in my life-time and I wake up at the best bit.
Shit.
(Sorry about any Spelling/Punctuation errors, but I was writing so quickly , attempting to record it all before I forgot. I probably wont be on again for a while, as my eyes are starting to hurt and my vision is getting weaker form using the PC too often )
My god. I am addicted. I have just made my 6th respect thread on this site in over a month. I might have a problem. 😐
It was for Ravenous but it wasn't very big. Ongoing.
