Originally posted by Badabing
Bada's Road Rage Journal. 11/10/20071:15pm
Nobody has any shittin business in my lane on my road. I'm in the passing lane today on I 4 East and this douche driving an Escalade thought it was a good idea to drive 68 in a 70 mph zone. I gave the butt nugget 30 seconds do the right thing and get his ass out of my way. He didn't so plan A was out. I had cars to the right of me and couldn't pass him so plan B was out. I chose plan C. I used the emergency lane on the left, passed the tool, cut him off and slammed my brakes and got beside him and shouted a few colorful metaphors to show my dissatisfaction with his driving. That biznatch got the message and moved in the slow lane like the good little b!tch he is. Nobody drove near me for the next 15 mile. The mission was a success.2:55pm
I'm heading West on I 4 now and the people are driving consistently and politely. People move from the passing lane with a quick flash of my high beams and I proceed without incident. That all changed though. I had a herd of old people driving their Lincoln Town Cars, Cadillac DeVilles and Mercury Grand Marquis. This changes everything for me. They're old so I can't expect them to understand the difference between going 15 mph under the 70 mph speed limit or driving like me, 20 mph over the speed limit. I keep my temper in check and do a triple lane change while cutting off 5 cars to get ahead of the elderly herd. The mission was a success.3:03pm.
Just as I forget about the herd from Geriatric Park I see traffic slowing in front of me. Well, what do you know. It's an 18 wheeler in the passing lane going 63 mph in a 70 mph zone. To top it off he's side by side with 18 wheelers in the other 2 lanes. Passing within the law wasn't going to happen. My main problem is I wasn't directly behind the 18 wheeler, there were 3 cars in front of me too. This would be a negative for most people, but I had plan C. Emergency lane, passed all 3 cars and the 18 wheeler. Most would be satisfied with getting ahead and flipping the assclown off. Pfft, not this kid. I slammed my brakes and swerved across all 3 lanes to show my feelings on the situation. Everybody got the message. Traffic slowed and stayed out of my way. I didn't cause the 18 wheeler to jack knife but he did change lanes. I still consider the mission a success.durfist
No, he's not punisher. He has evolved into.........
MAD MAX! durbeware
Originally posted by TricksterPriest😆 I can be Mad Max: Beyond ThunDUR Dome! duryes
No, he's not punisher. He has evolved into.........MAD MAX! durbeware
Originally posted by Passione🤨 You mean the dude you just "Hung Up" on? 😂
Oh that would be Badabing
Originally posted by B.AWell......I guess I know now! 😱
Cool. Does he know? 😂
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