Vong Slayer Vs Marka Ragnos

Started by tdtd24 pages

Lol...Wait.. AHAHAHAAHA...

Originally posted by Janus Marius
A sith blade is a real physical object that's pretty damn strong, especially in the hands of a sith lord. A lightsaber is weightless, so realistically you can't push it through anything. The only way it can pass through things is to incite that reaction, which does all the work for it.

Last time I checked the Vong have metal eating bacteria. Couldent they just use that to weaken the sword. And then possibly break it down.

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Originally posted by Janus Marius

What is your major malfunction? Sith blade is physical. It can be pushed through something. We see lesser sith lords pushing them through walls with relative ease. A ightsaber doesn't have the same advantage because it relies on a reaction, not brute strength.

And if the Vong were so damn uber that they couldn't be killed by lightsabers, how is it that Luke Skywalker hacks them up like children?

That is exactly what I said. A sword is a physical object.

Originally posted by Admiral Akbar
Last time I checked the Vong have metal eating bacteria. Couldent they just use that to weaken the sword. And then possibly break it down.

Metal eating bacteria?

Oh, this is priceless....

Tell me exactly how this bacteria will overcome a sith blade? Before it lops of the slayer's head?

Originally posted by tdtd
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Yes, look it up.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Metal eating bacteria?

Oh, this is priceless....

Tell me exactly how this bacteria will overcome a sith blade? Before it lops of the slayer's head?

Nevertheless true.

A sith blade is a metal object Cortosis or not It can be broken down.

My my Janus, that's special..

Originally posted by Admiral Akbar
Nevertheless true.

A sith blade is a metal object Cortosis or not It can be broken down.

But it can be altered wth sith alchemy.

Yeah, slowly. Besides, the Vong don't carry around aerosol spray cans with bacteria in them. . . And even if they did:

Slayer: *sprays*
Ragnos: *cleaves*

Originally posted by Admiral Akbar
Nevertheless true.

A sith blade is a metal object Cortosis or not It can be broken down.


Okay, I see you still lost the point...

Despite the fact that you're the first person to claim that a Slayer is going to have some sort of bacteria growing up his ass that eats metal, you don't address certain points...

1. That the blade is an alien metal, and its properties are likely altered and/or enhanced by sith magics.

2. One swipe = bisected Vong. Not a whole lot of time to wait for bacteria to kick in.

3. Ragnos grabs the Slayer and crushes him with bare hands.

4. Ragnos uses sceptre to obliterate Vong.

5. Ragnos uses force to encapsulate Vong in rock.

6. Insert random force/melee/clever feat here...

LOL

Originally posted by tdtd
But it can be altered wth sith alchemy.
Proof?

6. Janus comes in and eats the Vong and Ragnos himself. 😐

What proof do you want? Have you played Jedi Academy? Have you read GAOTS? Have you seen the red and blue glowing? Perhaps not.

lol. good to have you back janus! Just out of curiosity and of an earlier statement, do you drink beer, and if you do, do you get drunk?

Originally posted by Faunus
Yeah, slowly. Besides, the Vong don't carry around aerosol spray cans with bacteria in them. . . And even if they did:

Slayer: *sprays*
Ragnos: *cleaves*

They dont need aerosol cans. They carry Bo'tous in their lungs. Once they breathe it out they can poison and kill everyone around them.

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Originally posted by Captain REX
6. Janus comes in and eats the Vong and Ragnos himself. 😐

That's a bit rough on the teeth and stomach, dude.

I prefer just to dothis.

um they dont. only elan had that. Bo'tos kills the user.