superman could kick flash's ass

[QUOTE=6638408]Originally posted by jasofisc
[B]ok first of all jeffrodini stop talking sayings I tell you in person and puting them on this forum as if you came up with them your self. For those of you that don't know I know jeffrodini apart from this forum and that's why he doesn't mind bashing me on it. Second I never said that superman beats flash all the time no matter the circumstances. Just that Supes could beat flash which is the name of this thread. Also if we are going to talk about people having fantasies about their favorite superheros aren't you the one demands people call him the flash in real life. Now if you could put all you homo eratic tendences away from your mind when you think of the flash you would see that he jobbers a lot and durning most times in comics flash would get beat like a red headed step child.

Man just because I obsess over storm doesn't mean I think she can beat superman.

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in what way did I show that I was a superman fanboy that fantizied about superman no Hell I'm just saying that it is all possible for supes to beat flash.

Originally posted by jasofisc
ok first of all jeffrodini stop talking sayings I tell you in person and puting them on this forum as if you came up with them your self. For those of you that don't know I know jeffrodini apart from this forum and that's why he doesn't mind bashing me on it. Second I never said that superman beats flash all the time no matter the circumstances. Just that Supes could beat flash which is the name of this thread. Also if we are going to talk about people having fantasies about their favorite superheros aren't you the one demands people call him the flash in real life. Now if you could put all you homo eratic tendences away from your mind when you think of the flash you would see that he jobbers a lot and durning most times in comics flash would get beat like a red headed step child.

Man just because I obsess over storm doesn't mean I think she can beat superman.

First of all, I know you don't obsess over Storm, because you don't like black people. Secondly, I don't demand people call me "The Flash," but it's okay that you got it wrong, because now I can tell everyone how you like to be called Conan the Conqueror (something a random woman named Linda told me about him). Thirdly, I do not have erotic fantasies, and even if I WAS gay (which I am definately not), I wouldn't have fantasies about a guy who is either a) faster than a speeding bullet or b) the fastest man alive. Besides, we all know I'm all about the White Queen.

Now, for those of you who want to know how I know jasofix, we go to the same college. I also know that if you can get him to say his screen name backwards, you can send him back to the fifth dimension.

Also, Flash could beat up Supes, 8 out of 10 times. I'm going to put a number on it this time.

csifosaj crap i'm back to the fifth dimension. Um that was pretty lame and as for the comment about me not liking black people I'm not even going to comment because that is just insane for you to say. furthermore the conan comment actually makes me sound cool. And the fact that flash is the fastest man alive is what makes you obsess over him so much. And yes you do like people calling you the flash don't lie. however we should use the forum as a way to communcate to each other. so back to topic is their anyone that says that supes could never beat flash... really because the forum says "superman could kick flash's @$$" any way jeffrodini stop dessing up in flash costume in the middle of the night and running up and down the hall way of your apartment complex your scaring the the old people.

Yes yes, back to the issue at hand...

by the way you are an idiot. None of that happens.

I say Flash beats him 8 out of 10 times. Nobody's challenged that yet. I think Supes could get in a lucky punch, or a freeze blast with his insanely bad breath, or maybe super fart on him or something, to win a lucky battle, but a majority of the times, Flash wins.

Oh yeah, maybe Superman could use his "superweaving" ability to wrap him in a blanket or something. Can't forget, Superman has those powers as well.

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rock on super weaving ability is a pre-crisis thing though so that's not valid. by the way i'm not the idiot that can't read the title of the thread. go to the verse forum if you want to debate a strait up fight.

Originally posted by jasofisc
furthermore the conan comment actually makes me sound cool.

No, it just makes you sound disturbed.

well im gonna say flash but superman does have an advantage that could help him he has a kryptonian genius working for him falsh might be fast smart and a fast thinker but superman is 10x smarter

but i still give it to flash cause as long as hes fast enough and careful then he could still win it

Originally posted by Sea King
well im gonna say flash but superman does have an advantage that could help him he has a kryptonian genius working for him falsh might be fast smart and a fast thinker but superman is 10x smarter

but i still give it to flash cause as long as hes fast enough and careful then he could still win it

Batman: "Our enemy is capable of studying, analyzing, planning and responding at speeds millions of times beyond anything in the 20th century. On the other hand...we have The Flash."

DC One Million - Issue #4 (whole League present including Superman)... flung into the far future, Flash becomes the JLA's ultimate tactician.

.....heres the scan:

http://img237.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dccomics1m4pg062ak.jpg

I was never a big superman fan, but he was the type of character that in terms of power was supposed to be respected, nowadays, many characters have been overpowered (flash for example), supes is no longer the pre crisis one.
Is superman the most powerful in the JLA? No, how many character can beat him in jla, i count at least 3: Martian Manhunter, Green Lantern and the flash.

This is not Barry, the days superman was faster then flash are over, even when barry became faster then supes it was not enough to beat him, but wally come on, i actually think he has too much power (the stealing kinetic energy thing for example) but he has it, and he can use it, and at the speed wally can move, supes could never touch him.

I think a better fight against the flash would be between Manhunter or GL (hal Jordan).
Manhunter would probably beat flash, he can´t touch him either, but he is a telepath, even if wally took his kinetic energy, his invulnerability would make him last, and his telepathy would beat him (i´m guessing), altough i doubt that flash could take his kinetic energy is he´s on phasing mode.

The Green Lantern can do wahtever he imagines, and i´m picking the one with more willpower, even so i don´t know if he can be able to hit flash, but i´m not seeing him loosing.

Jasofisc made a good point. This really isn't a "verses" thread, so much as it is a "it could happen." So yeah, theoretically, in a crazy, mixed up universe where some writer has a thing for Superman, Flash would lose. But, if this were a real verses forum, I'd hand it to Flash.

Hands down.

But it isn't. It's an "It's possible" thread.

So yeah... it is possible. Not likely, not probable.

But possible.

Originally posted by jeffrodini
Jasofisc made a good point. This really isn't a "verses" thread, so much as it is a "it could happen." So yeah, theoretically, in a crazy, mixed up universe where some writer has a thing for Superman, Flash would lose.

But it isn't. It's an "It's possible" thread.

That's my favorite Superman comic...the one hell's harmony brought...on normal state.

Originally posted by Demas
But in that sense, then it's a pointless statement because we already know that in comics ANYTHING is possible as far as a victory is concerned... Spider-Man can defeat FireLord, Wolverine can beat Lobo, etc. etc.

Exactly my point... so why is this still even a thread?

flash beating superman? come on.. get real. flash is only a little faster, and not anymore now that the speed force is gone. hes human. one hit and superman could kill him, just like ANYbody in DC

Originally posted by chase el
flash beating superman? come on.. get real. flash is only a little faster, and not anymore now that the speed force is gone. hes human. one hit and superman could kill him, just like ANYbody in DC

Boy, you might be legally retarded.

Originally posted by chase el
flash beating superman? come on.. get real. flash is only a little faster, and not anymore now that the speed force is gone. hes human. one hit and superman could kill him, just like ANYbody in DC