So, I'm about to go on a houseboat trip, and me and my friends want to make a . . .

. . . low budget horror movie. Of course it'll be on video, and we'll probably be drunk most of the time. We've got a few ideas up our sleeves, but any input would be awesome, cuz there is a chance it could actually be quite good.

So, we have this buddy, Scott. He's a big stalky white dude who has a fire cannon, and he and his girlfriend have some sweet pairs of creepy contact lenses that make them look like demons. That's what we've got so far.

Any ideas?

Only that a tired hiker horror movie would complete me.