Fine. Whatever you want. Here's the MLK version:
Cheese. I live to dream my dreams that become real. If we could all channel the powers of dreams, then there would be no need for gas, as we could amputate all the garbage people and use their fossilic gases to make rainbows of natural energy. This, I believe, is what Ahmadinejad is trying to do. I honestly think he has captured Dan Brown, and is currently trying to feed him through a giant pipe the leads into a nuclear reactor. Once inside, he will be given a type-writer and from this his garbage can be channeled to fuel the cars that we all eat. It is my dream. Garlic.