Big Brother = Scum of the earth
I'm sitting at home , contemplating on whether to have another spin on RE4 when i decide to read the paper. Flicking through it I find the bane of all civilised life.
Big Brother.
This show is perhaps the cream of the crap when it comes to bad reality TV , they decide to round up all the sad pathetic losers , wannabes and just plain crazies and place them on the show.
Half of these bastards are so annoying , just reading about them makes me want to round house kick their heads off (Roundhouse kicks are a trademark of Chuck Norris , remember when Norris is involved NOTHING can go wrong)
Apparently one of the scum was crying because she couldn't remove her 'water proof mascarra' . Ye god's i thought Simeon put her out of her misery and suffocate the women . I also learnt she had breast enhancement surgery paid by the NHS because 'Her lack of cleavage was distressing her'
Wait a minuite i though I bust my ass to pay for my home and a chunk of it goes into taxes. Yup i can accept that , the police force may be currently inept and near useless but it's the principle. The armed forces (and the fire services) are necessary.
So why is that this dumb little ***** uses up my damn money on inflating her chest because she lacks the estrogen to do it herself !!!!.
I hate this show so damn much.