Originally posted by DigiMark007😆
"And here's Steve with our news bulletin:Thanks Diane. In other news today, a rogue teenager dressed as Captain America was found mortally wounded outside of Chucky Cheese restaurant in New Britain. Apparently, he was trying to stop a mugging that involved a pop gun, a 5-year-old, and some Chucky's tokens. The mugger laughed so hard at the site of the masked Avenger that he ruptured his spleen, at which point he became angry and shot the Captain America impersonator.
...thanks Steve. More on this tragic story at 11..."
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