Sexy Jesus

Started by Lord Urizen3 pages

Sexy Jesus

One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL

馃槷 i actually got aroused.......

And were all laughing....

Not

Don't laugh..im serious !

He's right, Jesus was a sexy b!tch. He had an 8 pack and everything, probably like 2% fat on his whole body.

OMG dont get me started......this must have been a model or something they used...i duno if Jesus was THAT sexy lol

tan skin, 8 pack, blue eyes, brown hair, long eyelashes, muscular, no clothes.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN

Re: Sexy Jesus

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL

馃槷 i actually got aroused.......

Follow the leader...

馃槀 Jesus wasn't hot...not to me anyway. Long hair is evil. He's such a pretty boy.

Besides...white people are ugly. (my opinion and yes, I'm white)

Re: Sexy Jesus

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL

馃槷 i actually got aroused.......

馃槀

Never had that affect on me........

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
OMG dont get me started......this must have been a model or something they used...i duno if Jesus was THAT sexy lol

tan skin, 8 pack, blue eyes, brown hair, long eyelashes, muscular, no clothes.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN

You- your gender says you're male 馃槙

Originally posted by Alliance
馃槀 Jesus wasn't hot...not to me anyway. Long hair is evil. He's such a pretty boy.

Besides...white people are ugly. (my opinion and yes, I'm white)

Jesus wasnt white.

That Jesus sure was packing some gunsicon5_2

Originally posted by Renamon
Jesus wasnt white.

Damn straight. The Catholic Church just potrays him as white because if they portrayed him as a Middle Eastern, it would appear that one of the Church's greatest figures was a "Muslim" although he was actually a Jew.

That's my opinion 馃槃

Re: Sexy Jesus

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
One time I saw a picture of Jesus in the Bible, but he was like half naked..... they drew him VERY WELL

馃槷 i actually got aroused.......

馃槵

Re: Re: Sexy Jesus

Originally posted by Kosta
馃槵

My reactions were similar:

1. 馃え
2. 馃槵
3. 馃槙
4. 馃槅

Originally posted by Mi拧t

That Jesus sure was packing some gunsicon5_2

Beefy droolio

droolio JESUS IS DELICIOUS !

Damn....I WANNA CONVERT NOW LOLOOL

I have now decided not to convert droolio

i cant get enough of that pic droolio

i know hes hott

you guys.... are weird 馃槓