Originally posted by T.M
It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car
ive heard this before, it was on a discovery channel thing, or an a&e one, she threw it into a corn field and the police had to search the field for the man's penis, wouldnt that be a hoot. oh then they managed to reattached it and he became a porn star..... the weird thing is im not lying this was actually on one of those channels.