To the guys...

Started by BackFire3 pages

Re: To the guys...

Originally posted by Ladyluck
To all you guys out there.... Never [b]EVER do this. Please.

So last night I went over to a friend's house to "hang out" and "watch movies". It was going great, and we were having fun then just as we were starting he's like "Are you ok?". I was a little confused as to why he asked me that but I just shrugged it off and we continued.

When we were done he asked me if I was ok again.

A little while after, I was in the washroom fixing my hair and he asks me again.

(Every time he asks I just tell him everything's fine and stuff)

A while later, I was putting my shoes on and he asks again!

As he was driving me home, he asked me again.

When I got home I was almost in my room and he calls me and, you guessed it, he asked again. 😐

That's six times! Guys, never do this. It makes you seem so insecure and it's really annoying. Low confidence like that isn't very sexy. 😬 [/B]

Hahahahahahaha! What a shitty strategy to try and talk to girls.

There was no talk necessary, if you read it properly... he got himself laid and then went all sensitive afterwards 😕

Oh, so "hang out" and "watch movies" meant "had sex and "videotape our sex"?

That's even worse. The only acceptable thing for a guy to do after sex is sleep or eat.

So last night I went over to a friend's house to "hang out" and "watch movies". It was going great, and we were having fun then just as we were starting he's like "Are you ok?". I was a little confused as to why he asked me that but I just shrugged it off and we continued.

When we were done he asked me if I was ok again.

Am I a pervert?

frikin women and your damn euphamisms.

cant you just say you had sex? of if you wish to be subtle
you could say "being intimate". i swear to god, between "hanging out"
and "friends" you make life confusing, and in 5-10 years time if god
forbid i'm married im going to tell my wife "im going to hang out with
some friends" and she'll divorce me based on the assumption that i've
been off having group sex.

please stop that. all of you.

I read it as "went round my f.uckbuddy's house to screw around with no strings..." 😕

No, you're probably right. I just didn't read between the lines when I read it. Either way, it's a stupid thing for a guy to do. Like I said, the only acceptable thing for a guy to do after sex is sleep or eat, and the only response he should give the girl is a quick tap on the ass, as if to say 'you did good, sweetie, now howabout those pancakes?'

😆

Amen, brother.

shock I feel almost manly at this moment in time.

Originally posted by PVS
frikin women and your damn euphamisms.

cant you just say you had sex? of if you wish to be subtle
you could say "being intimate". i swear to god, between "hanging out"
and "friends" you make life confusing, and in 5-10 years time if god
forbid i'm married im going to tell my wife "im going to hang out with
some friends" and she'll divorce me based on the assumption that i've
been off having group sex.

please stop that. all of you.

Bullshit. "Sex" isn't descriptive enough. The words "****ing" or "nailing" or "ramming" are the only worthwhile word these days. Also, one must describe the position they did it, and perhaps even physically demonstrate it for those who don't know the terms. Yes.

Upload a vid or two for good measure?

Originally posted by BackFire
Bullshit. "Sex" isn't descriptive enough. The word "****ing" or "nailing" or "ramming" is the only worthwhile word these days. Also, one must describe the position they did it, and perhaps even physically demonstrate it for those who don't know the terms. Yes.

well, you totally overshot my point of view, but i like the idea.
i just hate those euphamisms.

Always.

Originally posted by Syren
*slap* You still owe me for that weekend in Paris.

I paid you with the weekend in Paris, babeh. 😎

Originally posted by Ladyluck
To all you guys out there.... Never [b]EVER do this. Please.

So last night I went over to a friend's house to "hang out" and "watch movies". It was going great, and we were having fun then just as we were starting he's like "Are you ok?". I was a little confused as to why he asked me that but I just shrugged it off and we continued.

When we were done he asked me if I was ok again.

A little while after, I was in the washroom fixing my hair and he asks me again.

(Every time he asks I just tell him everything's fine and stuff)

A while later, I was putting my shoes on and he asks again!

As he was driving me home, he asked me again.

When I got home I was almost in my room and he calls me and, you guessed it, he asked again. 😐

That's six times! Guys, never do this. It makes you seem so insecure and it's really annoying. Low confidence like that isn't very sexy. 😬 [/B]

I guess the only thing to say is...

Are you okay?

For Devyn 😱!!!!!!!

Re: To the guys...

Originally posted by Ladyluck
To all you guys out there.... Never [b]EVER do this. Please.

as we were starting he's like "Are you ok?". I was a little confused as to why he asked me that but I just shrugged it off and we continued.

When we were done he asked me if I was ok again.

A little while after, I was in the washroom fixing my hair and he asks me again.

(Every time he asks I just tell him everything's fine and stuff)

A while later, I was putting my shoes on and he asks again!

As he was driving me home, he asked me again.

When I got home I was almost in my room and he calls me and, you guessed it, he asked again. 😐

[/B]

😆 😆 😆

What a loser 😐

Originally posted by BackFire

That's even worse. The only acceptable thing for a guy to do after sex is sleep or eat.

😆 😆 😆

No, I think Syren's right.

Re: To the guys...

Originally posted by Ladyluck
To all you guys out there.... Never [b]EVER do this. Please.

So last night I went over to a friend's house to "hang out" and "watch movies". It was going great, and we were having fun then just as we were starting he's like "Are you ok?". I was a little confused as to why he asked me that but I just shrugged it off and we continued.

When we were done he asked me if I was ok again.

A little while after, I was in the washroom fixing my hair and he asks me again.

(Every time he asks I just tell him everything's fine and stuff)

A while later, I was putting my shoes on and he asks again!

As he was driving me home, he asked me again.

When I got home I was almost in my room and he calls me and, you guessed it, he asked again. 😐

That's six times! Guys, never do this. It makes you seem so insecure and it's really annoying. Low confidence like that isn't very sexy. 😬 [/B]

I already learned that lesson from an episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. 🙄

From that point on, every time I thought something was wrong with a girl, I just kicked her in the jaw. 😆

Hmm... in the rare cases I am with a member of the opposite sex the only sound that usually exits my mouth is the occasional "hm".