The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by I AM ANTHONY3,287 pages

so rex.... ever sleep with a hutt.... 😈

By the way...

Fishy is now 19 years old 😐

Originally posted by I AM ANTHONY
have u ever wondered if jabba the hutt was a virgin??

Well if you have, that means that you have wondered if he had reproductive organs, and thats gross...

His reproductive organ is his tounge of course, duh.

No, that's Anakin and Padme. There's no sex in Star Wars, how do you think Padme got preggers? That's right. Frenching.

EH.

REX join my AvP rp you mo'f*cka, I need more members.

i think they might have used r2-d2 for some vibrating senstaion padme and leia.... those sluts

Or they taught C-3PO the Language of Love.

Then...wouldn't Luke and Leia be metallic? Or droids?

Originally posted by Captain REX
Then...wouldn't Luke and Leia be metallic? Or droids?
He was only used for stimulation purposes..

Oh.

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I repeat my question. 😐

Originally posted by Captain REX
Oh.

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I repeat my question. 😐

And I object. They don't need to be droids to show 3P0 the Language of Love. 😱

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What?

Originally posted by Captain REX
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What?

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You know exactly what I mean.

*goes random*

I confess... I'm in love with Motoko! So take that Escape!!!111!11!

Originally posted by Deus Venèficus
*goes random*

I confess... I'm in love with Motoko! So take that Escape!!!111!11!

😱 Love triangle! Get teh boxing gloves out!

Nonsense, we do this the civilized way.

Venny is down.

I just totalled Escape.

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So, Motoko. 😐

Originally posted by Captain REX
Nonsense, we do this the civilized way.

Venny is down.

I just totalled Escape.

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So, Motoko. 😐

Play that game, will ye?

😐

Goodbye, Rex, twas nice knowing ye.

blax is ur AvP rp ready tyet??

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