The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Originally posted by Nephthys
Damn. Some of these a quite insulting.

I appear to be quite the *******.

I like the phrasing of the last section:

"Your actual problem"... compared with your other problems?

The Whore
I appear to be quite the *******.

Did you really need a quiz to tell you that?

Why is he The Whore?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Why is he The Whore?

See muh profile

Haha, baseball bat........

Originally posted by Nephthys
Haha, baseball bat........

You'll never live it down. 131

Nor sit down. grumpy

Ouch.

YOU SHOULD ALL READ THIS IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT

Your Existing Situation

Needs excitement and constant stimulation. Willingly participates in activities that are thrilling and offer adventure.

Your Stress Sources

"Feels empty and isolated from others and wishes to overcome this feeling. Believes life has more to offer him than what he was experienced thus far, and doesn't want to miss out on anything. He purses all his goals and dreams, fearful that any missed opportunity will cause him to miss out on even more. Quickly becomes an expert in any field he pursues and can sometimes come off as overbearing and nosy."

Your Restrained Characteristics

Current events leave him feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation.

"Although he is able to find contentment through sexual activity, he feels hopeless to change his problems and difficulties and continues to make the best of what he has."

Is bothered when his needs and desires are misunderstood and he feels there is no one to turn to or rely on. His self-centered attitude can cause him to be easily offended.

Your Desired Objective

"Looking for a loving relationship, which brings happiness and contentment. Brings emotional excitement to the relationship. Helpful and willing to give as much as he takes, and requires the same sort of giving relationship from others. "

Your Actual Problem

Needs to find a stable and peaceful environment which will free him of the worries that are preventing him from achieving the things he wants.

Your Actual Problem #2

"Prefers to be left in peace and avoids arguments, confrontation, and conflicts."


Spoiler:
leave me in peace or I will kill you

Edit:

Spoiler:
or apparently might maybe sleep with one of youGina Carano if I'm abandoned in the ensuing ethical/legal chaos...?

Gina Carano would, like, really hurt you. :/

Sweet Jesus, RJ Berger's Amber Lancaster is stimulating me in ways that I never thought were possible....

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
No way GoT gets canceled. The acclaim and reviews it's received are the highest of any show in memory.

That much is true. The problem, however, is, that Martin is telling a really epic fantasy tale and takes his time with it. The books certainly benefit from his attention towards detail, but that might lead to the series running out of a story to tell when season 5 or 6 is finished...


Though your words are true for the most part. Your avatar and signature are a great example of that.

I still don't have a clue why they actually cancelled Shark.

Originally posted by Nephthys
So to those further ahead than me (Stark just lost his head), who do we think will end up on the Iron Throne when its all over? Just curious.

I'm way behind but the major contestants seem to be Jaime, Bran, Stannis, Dany and Littlefinger. No way is Joffrey staying on there. And I have a feeling that Arya will grow up to be some kind of badass (don't spoil this for me!!).

Since I just finished reading "A Dance of Dragons", which will be the content to season five, if the series makes it that far, I could give you some huge spoilers there. But how did you develop the idea that Littlefinger and especially Bran are major contestants?

You are right about Joffrey, though.

I hope the series does indeed make it that far.

Here's mine. I thought it was pretty accurate for now. Then again, these things are designed to be accurate no matter who you are or what you're going through.

Your Existing Situation

"Is stubborn and strong-willed, once his mind is made up it is impossible to change it. He does not ask for much, so he feels when he does ask his needs should be met."

Your Stress Sources

"Always trying to make a good impression on others, but doubtful he is succeeding. Feels he has the right to everything he hopes and dreams of and becomes annoyed and helpless when things don't go his way. Is troubled by the very thought of failure which leaves him feeling miserable. Always sees himself as the victim as if everyone treats him poorly and he never is given his fair share. Feels his failures are no fault of his own, but due to the shortcomings of others."

Your Restrained Characteristics

Current situations force him into compromise and placing his own hopes and desires on hold for the time being.

Feels trapped in a helpless situation and is desperately seeking relief. He is able to find pleasure and happiness in sexual activity.

His arrogance causes him to take offense quickly. Only those closest to him know deep down he is sensitive and sentimental.

"Feels trapped in a helpless situation and is desperately seeking relief. He is able to find pleasure and happiness in sexual activity, as long as there is not a lot of conflict or emotional difficulty."

Your Desired Objective

Searching for ways to relieve stress. Longs for a peace and happiness.

Your Actual Problem

Lack of energy leaves him unnoticed to pursue further activities or demands placed on him. He feels powerless which leaves him agitated and depressed. Tries to escape from his struggles by searching for peaceful and restful conditions in which to relax and recover in an atmosphere full of security.

Your Actual Problem #2

Disappointed because his hopes have not come to pass and he fears coming up with new goals will only lead to further disappointment. These conflicting emotions lead to a feeling of anxiety and depression. He tries to escape into a peaceful and calm relationship which offers encouragement and protection from further disappointment.

Did it again; if you wait for the timer I guess you get another actual problem? This is clearly damaging my life by adding more problems.

Your Existing Situation

"He lacks the motivation to put forth effort in achieving his goals. He feels neglected and insecure and is seeking a loving, secure, problem-free environment."

Your Stress Sources

Tries to hold back his normal enthusiastic and imaginative self in fear that he may get carried away by it and chase after unrealistic goals. Feels betrayed and used and is staying emotionally distant to keep others from hurting him more. His is distrusting and suspicious of the actions and intentions of other people.

Your Restrained Characteristics

"Struggles to make his demands clear, but feels ignored. Feels resentful, but acts as if he doesn't care, doing what is necessary to keep peace."

"Struggles to make his demands clear, but feels ignored. Feels resentful, but acts as if he doesn't care, doing what is necessary to keep peace."

"Insists his hopes and ideas are realistic and achievable, but needs encouragement and support. His self-centeredness can cause him to take things too personally."

Your Desired Objective

Is in need of immediate rest and relaxation. Longs for peace and a sense they are understood. Feels he has been treated unfairly which makes him angry. Cannot stand to stay in an environment in which he is treated unfairly and with no consideration for his feelings.

Your Actual Problem

"Tends to be too trusting, so he must protect himself from this or he runs the risk of being misunderstood or used by others. Searching for a relationship which provides a safe and understanding environment, one where he knows exactly where he stands with his partner at all times."

Your Actual Problem #2

Disappointed because his hopes have not come to pass and he fears coming up with new goals will only lead to further disappointment. These conflicting emotions lead to a feeling of anxiety and depression. He tries to escape into a peaceful and calm relationship which offers encouragement and protection from further disappointment.


Very general stuff. Everyone has held their tongue "to keep the peace," that's called manners. (lol @ getting it twice within the same report.) Just about everybody would like "rest and relaxation." I don't think that insecure is the right word to describe me, but the comment about encouragement is fairly accurate.

Originally posted by Borbarad
Since I just finished reading "A Dance of Dragons", which will be the content to season five, if the series makes it that far, I could give you some huge spoilers there. But how did you develop the idea that Littlefinger and especially Bran are major contestants?

You are right about Joffrey, though.

Littlefingers pretty much the smartest guy in the series so far and he certainly acts like he wants to be on it. Dunno about Bran. I was a little drunk. Though he is King of the North at the moment.

Good. Little cvnt.

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Originally posted by Nephthys
Littlefingers pretty much the smartest guy in the series so far and he certainly acts like he wants to be on it. Dunno about Bran. I was a little drunk. Though he is King of the North at the moment.

Good. Little cvnt.

Bran is not King of the North. Rob is.

Derp, that was me above. Vera came to visit yesterday. Nice surprise.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Littlefingers pretty much the smartest guy in the series so far and he certainly acts like he wants to be on it.

Littlefinger is rather smart, yes. He's one of the few real players in the Game of Thrones. In fact, you won't learn how much of a manipulator he is until season four, if they keep to the books. It's pretty astonishing how he totally manouvers his way to some higher positions in the country.

There are different characters though, that have a better chance ending on the iron throne, as you will probably find out in the future. Not because they are smarter, but because they have a stronger claim to the seat or the better chances to emerge victorious from actual conflicts.


Dunno about Bran. I was a little drunk. Though he is King of the North at the moment.

And I think you're talking about Robb. Bran is the boy that got thrown out of the window in the beginning of the series.


Good. Little cvnt.

I think you're going to enjoy his...removal. 😄