The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

I thought Artemis Fowl would have reached the big screen by now...

I guess they're too busy raping the Horror genre.

I heart Artemis Fowl.

I wish I was Irish.

And a million boy super-genius, but mostly Irish.

You don't want a gigantic badass bodyguard?

Why would I need one? I'm Irish, everyone loves me!

Artemis is Irish and people wanna kill him............

Neph what kind of UK accent do you have?

I don't have an accent.

Is it Cockney?

I don't have an accent. >:[

You sure it isn't convenience store "TY Come again" Indian?

Chicks dig that, I would know.

I dunno. No-ones ever mentioned me having an accent.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Why?

Ender's Game was a good book; who gives a shit if it condones genocide? Besides, it's not as if Ender didn't feel like shit afterwards anyway.

I didn't think it was a very good book at all.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I dunno. No-ones ever mentioned me having an accent.

You're a brit; you must have some kind of accent. Geordie? Upper Class? Cockney?

English people invented accents. They're the pioneers of accents.

The only people in the world who don't have accents are west coast Americans, sans the surfer dude accents.

Our voices are so neutral that even people from other countries say we have no accent. What kind of weird shit is that.

Originally posted by Lucius
I didn't think it was a very good book at all.

What do you think now?

Originally posted by Nephthys
I dunno. No-ones ever mentioned me having an accent.

Yorkshire. Don't lie.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I dunno. No-ones ever mentioned me having an accent.

For some reason, I speak normal English outside. But when at home and with family, I turn on this Indian accent English.

It's a bizarre phenomenon, I must say...

That happens a lot with folks who live in a house of folks that have a particular accent or dialect. I've seen it often.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
What do you think now?

I didn't read it going in with positive feedback, so IDK. Although my issues weren't with the genocide. I didn't give a damn about the stupid alien race. I would have done the same thing had I believed the human race was on the line.

Guys, I speak normally. I don't have an accent!