The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by darthshade3,287 pages

well hello everyone i'd like to thank you all for having me here... I love star wars, I love to debate... I have been a debator since I was born you could say lol, my mom use to always tell me "gregory you should be a lawywer"... I can not stand people who do not use logical senses, it irks my nerves.

hopefully I enjoy my visits here and get along with everybody

Hello. I'm new to these forums too. I'm a very happy person, I'm always laughing. I'm giggling right now. I am very tolerable, I accept everyone for who they are as long as they're not on my dislike list. I'm also an Alien. And blue. My eyes are often red, but I don't know why. I love clicking stuff. I don't dream, I only have nightmares. I'm friends with everyone. Everyone who says he or she is not my friend is ****ING LYING. I love music, I prefer music above human talking voices by far. Most people say I have an aggression problem, but that's because they don't know me. I'm usually calm, except in the mornings and the evenings. I think about murdering people then. But hey, doesn't everyone? Teehehehehehe. I also have the tendency to do everything correct and perfectly, I can't help it. When I grow up, I want to be a lawnmower. My dislike list is very limited. Only computers, Star Wars, debating, fish, Jews, Canadians and pseudo-intellectual gingers are worth mentioning.

I hope I'll have a great time here. If I don't, it's probably your fault. Peace out *drops glass*.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Hello. I'm new to these forums too. I'm a very happy person, I'm always laughing. I'm giggling right now. I am very tolerable, I accept everyone for who they are as long as they're not on my dislike list. I'm also an Alien. And blue. My eyes are often red, but I don't know why. I love clicking stuff. I don't dream, I only have nightmares. I'm friends with everyone. Everyone who says he or she is not my friend is ****ING LYING. I love music, I prefer music above human talking voices by far. Most people say I have an aggression problem, but that's because they don't know me. I'm usually calm, except in the mornings and the evenings. I think about murdering people then. But hey, doesn't everyone? Teehehehehehe. I also have the tendency to do everything correct and perfectly, I can't help it. When I grow up, I want to be a lawnmower. My dislike list is very limited. Only computers, Star Wars, debating, fish, Jews, Canadians and pseudo-intellectual gingers are worth mentioning.

I hope I'll have a great time here. If I don't, it's probably your fault. Peace out *drops glass*.

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KMC is pulling a reverse gentrification. I think that it's a good sign?

Are... are you calling us poor?

Poor excuses for a dominant master race, maybe. But never impoverished!

Oh you charmer.

Being poor doesn't exist. As cold is the absence of heat and darkness is the absence of light, poor is the absence of rich.

Cold is not the absense of heat the absense of heat is room temperature. Same with dark blind people can not see dakrness or light, they just no longer see anyhing.

Originally posted by Padawan Obi-Wan
Cold is not the absense of heat the absense of heat is room temperature. Same with dark blind people can not see dakrness or light, they just no longer see anyhing.

What about white blind people?

EDIT: Also, no you're wrong. Listen to yourself, you're... indoctrinated!

I don't like coloreds. They look weird.

Ever since my death I've needed to wear a mask that prevents me from seeing the color red, so I guess I'm luckier than you Beefy.

But then the only color that moves me is the darkness that is coffee anyway.

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I actually parsed that as colo-reds, i.e. shades of red pertaining to colon health. Beefy is too used to anal sex to start practicing good colon health now.

Spoiler:
He hates your healthy bowel movements. [edit: and your freedom]

Originally posted by Zampanó
I actually parsed that as colo-reds
That's why Canadjun spelling with 'u' is so awesome.

Anal sexed-up colons aren't that bad compared to some maladies. I, for example, am allergic to 3's.

Time to debate!

I refute that claim.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I refute that claim.
I conquer with your receipt.

Originally posted by darthshade
Time to debate!

Translation: Time to engage in a war of attrition via assertions that neither side will truly agree upon until the whole thread blows over and a new one rises to take its place.

Does anyone else read Dilbert comics in the voices supplied by the TV show?