The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Stealth Moose3,287 pages

Thank ye. The article though works fine. I mean the first link within the article is broken. I assume it's the Tea Bagger's FB page with the picture on it.

psmith81992
Meh compared to what, the PT movies? Twilight? Bring it On?

I've heard good things about Bring It On. I do think EPIII is probably a better film overall, although for a number of reasons I feel a bit guilty saying so.

psmith81992
Wait really? So you DIDN'T watch the LOTR trilogy?

look brah, I've owned the extended editions of all three for about nine years. ROTK actually pushes four hours. The one time I ever thought "this is ridiculous" was when I first saw the end of that film in theaters, or rather the several endings of that film. The audience I was with was very amused, but nonetheless we all still walked out of the theater knowing we'd seen something spectacular and having loved every minute of it. I'm always glad to hear that people truly enjoy the Hobbit films because I have great admiration and affection for the creators, but they don't resonate with me.

psmith81992
I keep thinking "Douche from Fast and Furious, Musketeer from 3 Musketeers".

Ah. I have yet to see a single movie from the FF franchise. One of my cousins shot several scenes of FF7 as an extra, but I doubt we'll be seeing that anytime soon.

Have you seen Immortals?

Originally posted by Eminence
Immortals?

ew

It is so full of beautiful people.

😖creams internally:

Originally posted by Eminence
I do think EPIII is probably a better film overall, although for a number of reasons I feel a bit guilty saying so.

You feel guilty because social pressure (as pushed by film critics and general PT haters) dictates your not allowed to say or even think such a thing.

I actually thought Immortals wasn't half bad. The dude played a pretty good Zeus

Originally posted by Nephthys

😖creams internally:

Ego +100

Originally posted by psmith81992
I actually thought Immortals wasn't half bad. The dude played a pretty good Zeus

Immortals was okay. It isn't as bad as some people have said, but it isn't great storytelling either. Just an action flick with some good effects.

Originally posted by psmith81992
I actually thought Immortals wasn't half bad. The dude played a pretty good Zeus

Apparently he is the guy playing Bard in the Hobbit.

So, how'd you feel about Desolation, Ares?

How did you feel about the delivery of that signature quote? 313

Originally posted by ares834
Apparently he is the guy playing Bard in the Hobbit.

< Knew this like almost 2 years ago.

Your internet-fu is weak, sir.

Smaug was decent. Generally nowhere near the LOTR trilogy, but Freeman is 10x more interesting than Elijah Wood and Cumberbatch's dragon was awesome. Enjoyed the admittedly lowbrow duel between Sauron and Gandalf. The barrel scene was annoying. And the disgusting lack of Christopher Lee is inexcusable.

C+

You should have gone and seen Frozen.

Haven't caught it yet. Not sure I've seen a single trailer for it, either.

Don't bother with the trailers, total false advertising. Watching those you'd think it was a Dreamworks movie about a quirky snowman instead of like, actually really damn good.

If you wanna, go listen to "Let it go" on youtube. My new favorite disney song. Spoilers though.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
So, how'd you feel about Desolation, Ares?

How did you feel about the delivery of that signature quote? 313

I enjoyed it. It was an abysmal adaptation of the book but still a fun movie.

Plus Smaug was awesome and that's all I really wanted.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
< Knew this like almost 2 years ago.

Your internet-fu is weak, sir.

Please. As if I cared about Immortals.

Originally posted by ares834
Apparently he is the guy playing Bard in the Hobbit.
You're a page too late.

I return to you now, at the turning of the tide...

what a hellish Finals week. blargh.

Catching Fire >> Frozen.

Neph, Fire types are super effective against Ice types. Your argument is invalid.

Disney >> Tween horseshit.

The only way Catching Fire can be allowed in the same building as Frozen is if I run out of toilet paper.

Maybe.

Also, Elsa is way hotter than Katniss. And mockingjays are ****ing stupid.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Disney >> Tween horseshit.

The only way Catching Fire can be allowed in the same building as Frozen is if I run out of toilet paper.

Maybe.

Also, Elsa is way hotter than Katniss. And mockingjays are ****ing stupid.


J Law's complexion is a natural wonder, and she is a better human being than you could ever hope to be.

Frozen features the marginalization and erasure of an entire cast of female characters, in favor of a poorly rendered snowman. When I saw the first trailer i was 200% sure that it was an amateur attempt at copying Pixar.

total shite