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It's great having you around because, without you, how would we be able to interpret what everyone was saying? We NEED someone to expose the false dilemmas and be skillfully presumptuous about what others post!

You're basically like Batman or something. Kudos, Dark Knight!

So, like, where's the U?

Originally posted by The Lost
It's great having you around because, without you, how would we be able to interpret what everyone was saying? We NEED someone to expose the false dilemmas and be skillfully presumptuous about what others post!

You're basically like Batman or something. Kudos, Dark Knight!

I appreciate that, truly. And without you, this thread would just be dark, instead of comical. 😆

Please continue with "boo white people and white guilt".

When will you two get married, tbh?

@Dave:

I think we have you for the more sobering comedy, if not at the very least because you actually believe what you post.

When this homo gives me a ring..

Originally posted by psmith81992
When this homo gives me a ring..

See? A classic, every time.

Originally posted by The Lost
See? A classic, every time.

Classic vs. Comedy.

I'll take The Godfather over TED any day of the week.

Edit: Oh wait was I supposed to be politically correct? Did I offend your delicate sensibilities? I'm sorry 🙁

Ya'll niggas are gay.

You can't say gay. People will get offended.

Their offense offends me.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
When will you two get married, tbh?

They can even do that in texas now. Frankly, i think it's cuz they've been straight for too long

Fox News appears outraged over the new court decision.

We should legalize same sex marriage everyday. 😮‍💨

I don't get the rhianna reference.

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/420321/democratic-party-racist-history-mona-charen

Interesting if accurate. Yes it's a conservative website so if you're a liberal, take it with a grain of salt.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/26/opinions/connelly-same-sex-marriage-ruling/index.html

I'm surprised this came from CNN.

Originally posted by |King Joker|

Funny, that's from her Unfaithful music video lmao

wink wink

This is for Janus who argued with me about how my beliefs contradict with my beliefs toward the public.

http://finkorswim.com/2015/06/28/i-believe-in-torah-halacha-and-equality/