The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Meh, someone's bound to.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
fer sho'. If it wasn't for all the moolah Blaxica makes by exporting our own citizens as slaves... I think our Government would have a pretty big defect.

Than we'd have to invade Canada.

That game is scary.

I prefer the idea of a zombie holocaust killing us all.

(Guys, man up and tell the truth. Don't you wanna be a zombie? Not the Red Nemesis-kind, of course.)

No.

I'm getting erect just thinking about Mass Effect 2.

Originally posted by Gideon
I'm getting erect just thinking about Mass Effect 2.

Originally posted by Faunus
No.

Yes.

Btw, does anyone mind mailing me a 360? I'm broke, y'see.

You can buy them for $199 now.

Originally posted by Faunus
You can buy them for $199 now.

Hookers?!

Why would you want a hooker with the hawttie you're dating/about to date?

Because she's going to leave when she sees how badly I'm whooping his ass in the kenobi/marek thread.

There is no ass whoopage!

And because hookers will go away after sex, Captain.

Unless you tie to your bed posts and put a gag in their mouth, or something else.

Behold!

I try so hard.. 🙁

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Unless you tie to your bed posts and put a gag in their mouth, or something else.

I thought we agreed you'd stop with the spying...

You know, that are upsides to being foreign an' all. I'm actually old enough to **** without fear of conservatives with Hazmat suits and blind folds arresting me for whatnot. So there.

Which would be cool if you ever did.

And the American age of consent is sixteen, so we win too. NYAH.

Originally posted by Faunus
Which would be cool if you ever did.

And the American age of consent is sixteen, so we win too. NYAH.

Isn't it 18 or something?

Oh, whatever. Death to America.

Nuh-uh. Obama will makes us loved.

With his 1337 dancing skills.