The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by quanchi1123,287 pages
quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
You'll be crying so hard Snoke will shed a tear in the next movie.
Tears of joy after I hold his collapsed skull in my bare hands.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ The Immortal Emperor

Tell me, does Khan know the pain of being anally impaled?

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Tell me, does Khan know the pain of being anally impaled?
No, that's what the Jedi experienced during order 66. Khan conquers while Sidious begs.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ The Immortal Emperor

Ant is Anakin, rescuing Sidious and blowing Khan away.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Ant is Anakin, rescuing Sidious and blowing Khan away.
In the end Anakin like Sheev is weak and will be destroyed by Khan.

Emperordmb LSDMB

Please for the love of God tell me you don't think Khan would defeat the Ones too.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Please for the love of God tell me you don't think Khan would defeat the Ones too.
Who are the ones again ?

Emperordmb LSDMB

Originally posted by quanchi112
Who are the ones again ?

Stated to be the most powerful beings in Star Wars. They can teleport, shape shift, deactivate technology with a wave of the hand, can easily ragdoll numerous Jedi with the Force, kill/generate plantlife with their presence, effect the climate and season to an extreme extent with their presence, generate/defend against lightning far more powerful than a lightsaber blade with their bare hands, possess greater speed and strength than any of the Jedi as well (even before shapeshifting into larger creatures), and can block lightsaber blades with their bare hands.

And this isn't even delving into Legends.

Tzeentch #gottem

Originally posted by quanchi112
Who are the ones again ?
An abortion.

FreshestSlice Eternal Commander

No, Tzeentch. That's the lost ones.

Sinious Yo Da Best

Originally posted by quanchi112
Who are the ones again ?
They're an attempt at killing the philosophical side of Star Wars and turning it into mythological trash.

Zampanó The Blind Critic

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Stated to be the most powerful beings in Star Wars. They can teleport, shape shift, deactivate technology with a wave of the hand, can easily ragdoll numerous Jedi with the Force, kill/generate plantlife with their presence, effect the climate and season to an extreme extent with their presence, generate/defend against lightning far more powerful than a lightsaber blade with their bare hands, possess greater speed and strength than any of the Jedi as well (even before shapeshifting into larger creatures), and can block lightsaber blades with their bare hands.

And this isn't even delving into Legends.

the mortis episode is obviously a grandiose visual metaphor.

Feats. are. not. literal.

(non canon trololol)

|King Joker| Your Excellency

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Stated to be the most powerful beings in Star Wars. They can teleport, shape shift, deactivate technology with a wave of the hand, can easily ragdoll numerous Jedi with the Force, kill/generate plantlife with their presence, effect the climate and season to an extreme extent with their presence, generate/defend against lightning far more powerful than a lightsaber blade with their bare hands, possess greater speed and strength than any of the Jedi as well (even before shapeshifting into larger creatures), and can block lightsaber blades with their bare hands.

And this isn't even delving into Legends.

Khan guns them down. 👆

psmith81992 Restricted

Do any of you clowns with a level 50 wanna run athiss/mandalorian raiders/hammer station with me? With a 50 I imagine it'll take 15-20 minutes teach. Wanna get those out of the way.

Tzeentch #gottem

I'll do it with you if you promise to use a mic.

I want to hear that sexy Texan drawl.

The_Tempest Senior Member

Totally shipping that. Gonna call you guys Smore, for obvious reasons.

psmith81992 Restricted

im waiting for my steelseries H to come in before I get on mic.

The_Tempest Senior Member

Beefy, you still making 100k a month? Because I'm still waiting to be adopted and provided for. I'll even call you Dad.

psmith81992 Restricted

No I'm not making 100k a month I never was lol that was gross. Still gonna do 6 figures just barely this year.

The_Tempest Senior Member

Dad, that's plenty of income for you, me, and Mom.