The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
No. They said he was a more skilled swordsmen.

Sidious's saber skills are low council tier AT BEST.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Not much of an accomplishment tbh.

Sidious's saber skills are low council tier AT BEST.

I wouldn't say that. I'm just saying there's no way he could overcome an absolute veteran Jedi Master like Plo Koon without extreme effort.

Give Plo Koon, Shaak Ti, or Obi-Wan Sidious's level of power and they would ANNIHILATE him.

That's true of any mid-tier combatant.

Don't be so excessive. Even mid-tiers aren't as sloppy as Sidious is. If it weren't for his power advantage he'd kill himself trying to pull the stunts he does.

This is all caused by Tempest's shitty attitude, isn't it?

It's pretty obvious, Sinious, that Palpatine was never and could never win in any combative scenario by physical force; it's just not going to happen.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
I'd say good. It saves me the trouble of looking for the Alpha male.

And we all know women are less aggressive! Right?

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
It's pretty obvious, Sinious, that Palpatine was never and could never win in any combative scenario by physical force; it's just not going to happen.

Originally posted by Sinious
Tempest's shitty attitude

wat

Originally posted by The_Tempest
wat

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Don't deny your shittitude.

Embrace what makes you beautiful.

ngl, tempted to make a thread dedicated to every retarded post zoltan's ever made so if im ever upset i can read it for comedy relief

**** it, im doing it kek

http://km-515.livejournal.com/1042.html

Tom Bombadil is evil

Lord of the Rings just got a whole lot more sinister. I like it.

EDIT: I just read that same author's Star Wars article and thoroughly enjoyed it. I'm not gonna be able to think about the films the same way again.

did you see the thing on Reddit arguing that Jar Jar was originally to be written as a partner of Sidious?

Damn homophobes! Ruining a chance for good storytelling!

We shouldn't worry though, I'm sure GiantTadpoleXXXWrinklyOldDude fanfic exists out there somewhere

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Damn homophobes! Ruining a chance for good storytelling!

We shouldn't worry though, I'm sure GiantTadpoleXXXWrinklyOldDude fanfic exists out there somewhere