The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

yyeeeaaahhh there were some folks like you that were so excited to get the free wifi he was advertising on twitter, but when they went to his gas station, they never returned. Pretty creepy stuff honestly. The FBI investigated him and came up with nothing, but there's still those rumors.

There was a girl about 6 months back that went to his gas station and never returned. She was pregnant and everything. Really sad. That was the most recent case, though. About 7 different disappearances around Belfry, MT in the past 5 years. :mmm:

Originally posted by |King Joker|
yyeeeaaahhh there were some folks like you that were so excited to get the free wifi he was advertising on twitter, but when they went to his gas station, they never returned. Pretty creepy stuff honestly. The FBI investigated him and came up with nothing, but there's still those rumors.

There was a girl about 6 months back that went to his gas station and never returned. She was pregnant and everything. Really sad. That was the most recent case, though. About 7 different disappearances around Belfry, MT in the past 5 years. :mmm:

What? And he seemed like such a nice guy too...

Could have used the heads up earlier tho.

Originally posted by Aurbere
What? And he seemed like such a nice guy too...

Could have used the heads up earlier tho.

Better late than never, I guess.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
It's always those who you least expect...

Better late than never, I guess.

True enough. Good thing I didn't do that then. Thanks for the heads up before I did something stupid 👆 🙂

no probs

He's not a serial killer. Joker is just jealous of his mustache and gas station.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
yyeeeaaahhh there were some folks like you that were so excited to get the free wifi he was advertising on twitter, but when they went to his gas station, they never returned. Pretty creepy stuff honestly. The FBI investigated him and came up with nothing, but there's still those rumors.

There was a girl about 6 months back that went to his gas station and never returned. She was pregnant and everything. Really sad. That was the most recent case, though. About 7 different disappearances around Belfry, MT in the past 5 years. :mmm:

You can get free wifi at ****ing mcdonalds and starbucks.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
He's not a serial killer. Joker is just jealous of his mustache and gas station.

Originally posted by Tzeentch

You can get free wifi at ****ing mcdonalds and starbucks.

All I know is that I need to open up a gas station.

Originally posted by Tzeentch
All I know is that I need to open up a gas station.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
How do you know I don't have a sexier, fuller moustache? And my source of income is far more reliable than owning a gas station, Freshest.

Originally posted by |King Joker|
omg I'm 16 now yayyy

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
I rest my case.

Edit: There's 16 year olds in my school who have straight-up ****ing beards long enough to braid, tbh.

And you're dressed like Thumper, ****ing Ant and Tinkie Winkie, and on a Star Wars forum. You don't have a beard.

YOU'RE ****ING CRUEL FRESHEST

I've noticed that Freshest has been harassing Joker daily for some time now. This ends now, Freshbitch.

It ain't just Joker, but bring it, son. I should have put you down the last time you dared challenge me.

Please.

When was the last time I challenged you? And who else are you harassing?

This is about what I've done. This is about what I'm going to do.

I can't deny how pleasing your slaughter of the innocent is. Joker belongs to me though. I don't wanna have to kill you for this.