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Just spent the last two hours trying to ****ing comprehend what I just read.

Skyrim obliterates Inquisition, Quan.

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Skyrim obliterates Inquisition, Quan.

Not seeing how Corpypheus and Solas deal with Alduin alone, NGL.

Freshest, send me another excerpt of shiz. I think I get your first one, now. Kind of.

Pick a topic. I'll explain it.

Dunno. Something. Dwemer? Snow Elves? Daedric Princes? Shouts? Given whatever the hell I just read, there's probably more to them than a mind could actually comprehend.

Dwemer, eh? They're pretty straight forward. They were stupid and phased out of existence, but it's a good jump into the next topic, so I might as well.

Yeah, explain the phasing then move on to the next main topic, I guess.

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Not seeing how Corpypheus and Solas deal with Alduin alone, NGL.

Lulz. Alduin's literally immune to pain without Dragonrend, which neither Corypheus or Solas can use. They'll just die.

👆

You should stop while you're ahead, SKILLZ. Don't let Elder Scrolls become your Da Vinci Code.

Keep going until there's nothing left. My brain was splattered against the wall long ago.

'Merica! (this is a legit picture)

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Lulz. Alduin's literally immune to pain without Dragonrend, which neither Corypheus or Solas can use. They'll just die.

Yeah! AMERICA!

That's gonna be my family this year, ngl. 😛

I hate when stupid people breed. And they always breed like rabbits. Usually with each other.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Wait till I play the game. I will if you promise you'll debate Skyrim vs inquisition over the summer.

Or, what if you just play the fugging game and then challenge someone to a debate on it? 🙂

ES is straight powertrip. I don't see how Solas, or definitely Corphyshit, could ever hope to challenge the Last Dragonborn.

/bend will his dragon
/bend will him
/bend will the ground
/way stronger magic
/make it rain lightning
/become ****ing intangible
/slow down mother****ing time
/whirlwind sprint
/rip out your soul
/summon like six dragons
/create tornadoes with a word
/summon the dead
/moving in and out of reality
/next level TK that can blow up walls with a whisper

I could go on, but I feel like I really don't need to. And that's all stuff that's actually in game.