The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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So I suddenly decided to check up on SuperShadow and noticed he's finally disappeared. Guessing Disney did what Lucas couldn't be bothered doing- shut him down.

Gutted, would have loved to see him pretend he made Episode 7.

He dissapeared before the Disney deal, lol.

Really? Ah I guess Pre-Disney Lucasfilm probably shut him down.

Ah he has a wiki page:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/SuperShadow

Having watched all five/sixwhatever seasons of TWC, I've come to a few conclusions.

- Excellent show, love the clones

- Jedi are really stupid

- Jedi are really stupid

- Jedi are really stupid

- Padme is a dumb idealistic bimbo

- Duchess Satine is a dumb idealistic bimbo

- Jedi are really stupid

- Anakin is a shit husband

- Ashoka is really cool

- Star Wars aesops are really stupid

- Yoda is really stupid

- If Anakin had any balls, he would have told the Jedi Council he was going to bang Natalie Portman, whether they liked it or not. He also would have quit being a Jedi, because Jedi are really stupid.

- Padme's old flame Clovis is one of the most interesting characters in Star Wars.

- Watching Palpatine lay the smackdown on Savage and Maul, was priceless.

- Savage Oppress is one of the worst characters ever created

- Bringing Maul back was pointless and stupid

- And last, but not least, Jedi are really stupid

Originally posted by Lucius
Having watched all five/sixwhatever seasons of TWC, I've come to a few conclusions.

- Excellent show, love the clones

- Jedi are really stupid

- Jedi are really stupid

- Jedi are really stupid

- Padme is a dumb idealistic bimbo

- Duchess Satine is a dumb idealistic bimbo

- Jedi are really stupid

- Anakin is a shit husband

- Ashoka is really cool

- Star Wars aesops are really stupid

- Yoda is really stupid

- If Anakin had any balls, he would have told the Jedi Council he was going to bang Natalie Portman, whether they liked it or not. He also would have quit being a Jedi, because Jedi are really stupid.

- Padme's old flame Clovis is one of the most interesting characters in Star Wars.

- Watching Palpatine lay the smackdown on Savage and Maul, was priceless.

- Savage Oppress is one of the worst characters ever created

- Bringing Maul back was pointless and stupid

- And last, but not least, Jedi are really stupid

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In a nutshell.

I was willing to give Duchess Satine a chance at first, but when it's revealed that she's so badly emasculated Mandalore, that a gang of criminals, can overrun it... like talk about screw ups.

Mandalorians, getting overrun by common thugs. I'm no Karen Traviss, but this was shameful.

Also, did anyone find it hilarious that the Mandalorians were all tall blue eye blonds? (with the exception of one very cool redhead)

Originally posted by Lucius
- Ahsoka is really cool

Ahsoka should have died in TCW to encourage Anakin's rapid obsession with keeping Padme alive.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Ahsoka should have died in TCW to encourage Anakin's rapid obsession with keeping Padme alive.

I could have seen that happen, would fit.

Nah, she's more than just a foil to Anakin tbh

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Originally posted by Beniboybling
Nah, she's more than just a foil to Anakin tbh

I don't know what definition of foil you're using, but at this point, that's pretty much all she is.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
I don't know what definition of foil you're using, but at this point, that's pretty much all she is.
At this point, yes. But TCW was as much Ahsoka's story as it was Anakin's.

If anything Anakin was a foil to her since he remained largely static, whereas she underwent significant character development.

Not seeing why she had to live just to get LOLmurdered later.

freshest u suck

gey

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Not seeing why she had to live just to get LOLmurdered later.

Mostly to piss off the guys who wanted Ahsoka gone from the Start.

I find it quite enjoyable to watch the entire SW character hierarchy fall.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
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In a nutshell.

Any thoughts on Asajj Ventress, Cad Bane, or the Mortis Arc?

LOL this JKBart dude on CV is pretty funny.