The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Given Syndicate's results regarding Galen and Ahsoka, I'm doubting the 'Kanan wank' would would go any better.

Spoiler:
Besides, he's a mongrel.

why 🙁

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Syndicate, I was promised Kanan wank via PM.

You wish to be my apprentice, yet you display such lack of effectiveness?

You will be punished, severely.

I tried PM'ing you and it says that you have turned off allowing anybody to send you PM's.

Originally posted by Syndicate
I tried PM'ing you and it says that you have turned off allowing anybody to send you PM's.
Originally posted by Syndicate
I tried PM'ing you and it says that you have turned off allowing anybody to send you PM's.

LOL where the **** are you pming me? on here? Sinny, Aury and Joker can PM me so...

Let me try again.

This is the message that pops up.

"Bulletin Message
has chosen not to receive private messages or may not be allowed to receive private messages. Therefore you may not send your message to him/her."

Send one to me and we'll start a conversation from there.

Have Xtasy send you a PM then reply to that one. I had the same problem, and it only worked that way until I cleared my cookies or whatever

Yeh.

Wait, wait; Ashoka had the chance to kill Maul and didn't do it, why?

When given the chance to kill a psychotic killer, you go ahead and do it. Then, you pat yourself on the back for being an awesome person.

Leaving the Jedi was the best decision Ashoka ever made. The dumbass mother****ers are too stupid to live.

Originally posted by Lucius
Wait, wait; Ashoka had the chance to kill Maul and didn't do it, why?

When given the chance to kill a psychotic killer, you go ahead and do it. Then, you pat yourself on the back for being an awesome person.

Leaving the Jedi was the best decision Ashoka ever made. The dumbass mother****ers are too stupid to live.

Are you referring to their duel in Rebels or their previous confrontation during the Clone Wars?

Originally posted by |King Joker|
Are you referring to their duel in Rebels or their previous confrontation during the Clone Wars?

Did they meet in the Clone Wars? I thought only Obi-wan met Maul.

Huh, this just occurred to me. Ezra was a little ***** and couldn't kill the Seventh Sister.

How many stormtroopers has Ezra killed? How many imperials has Ezra killed? Kid's a child solder who's been slaughtering his way through the Empire... and he gets a limp dick when given the chance to take out a psychotic dark sider?

Originally posted by Lucius
Did they meet in the Clone Wars? I thought only Obi-wan met Maul.

Huh, this just occurred to me. Ezra was a little ***** and couldn't kill the Seventh Sister.

How many stormtroopers has Ezra killed? How many imperials has Ezra killed? Kid's a child solder who's been slaughtering his way through the Empire... and he gets a limp dick when given the chance to take out a psychotic dark sider?

Yeah, apparently Ahsoka got a tip on where Maul was after she left the Order and alerted the Jedi Council, and Ahsoka and the Council formed a plan to capture Maul, but the Jedi present (Kenobi, Anakin) were called away to save Palpatine from Grievous. Ahsoka was the only one capable of leading the effort to capture Maul at the time, so I guess she confronts Maul in the operation shortly after Kenobi and Anakin go to rescue Palpatine. I believe this will be covered somewhat in her new novel coming out in October.

Tbh I don't think Ezra actually kills stormtroopers (at least not directly, he usually stuns them with his lightsaber or something) but I could be forgetting some instances :mmm:

If she merely fails, I can accept that. If she wimps out and doesn't cut him down into chopped liver... I will be displeased. Capturing him would be better, since he knows so much, but if the choice is between losing him or killing him, she should really just kill him.

Obviously she doesn't, because David Filoni feels the constant need to dredge Maul up from the bottom of the swamp.

I got to say, I would have killed the Seventh Sister and slept like a baby that night.

Originally posted by Lucius
If she merely fails, I can accept that. If she wimps out and doesn't cut him down into chopped liver... I will be displeased. Capturing him would be better, since he knows so much, but if the choice is between losing him or killing him, she should really just kill him.

Obviously she doesn't, because David Filoni feels the constant need to dredge Maul up from the bottom of the swamp.

I got to say, I would have killed the Seventh Sister and slept like a baby that night.

Yeah I agree. People like Maul don't deserve to be spared unless they have **** tons of information that would be useful, which he does.

LOL that doesn't surprise me

I'm kind of surprised Filoni didn't do more with the Inquisitors. He picked up SMG for the role. You think he would have made more use of them.

And I totally forgot SMG was married to Freddy Prinze, Jr.

Originally posted by Lucius
I'm kind of surprised Filoni didn't do more with the Inquisitors. He picked up SMG for the role. You think he would have made more use of them.

And I totally forgot SMG was married to Freddy Prinze, Jr.

Yeah, I was actually sad when they killed off the Seventh Sister, I loved how charismatic she was and SMG was really entertaining in the role.

Buffy was finally slayed by a vampire in the finale tbh. Vampires everywhere are celebrating

KMC is doing that stupid thing for me again where it doesn't load half the pages. I can't remember how I fixed it last time.

Originally posted by Aurbere
Given Syndicate's results regarding Galen and Ahsoka, I'm doubting the 'Kanan wank' would would go any better.

Spoiler:
Besides, he's a mongrel.

Holy shit you're still here? You know Ant was banned, right? mmm