The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

What'cha mean the deformity?

Ya know, the ugliness, the horns, the... general degradation that comes with being bad,

Oh, that. Nah, it's not that bad.

Unless it's actually worse than it was in the first game.

I was playing a female character, spent all this work making her hawt and then... the ***** dared to get old on me.

I tried playing a female character, but I was unsuccessful. I've played two times with a male goody, because the first time I screwed everything up by drinking the sex-change potion at the end of the game.

Originally posted by Cpt. Valerian
I tried playing a female character, but I was unsuccessful. I've played two times with a male goody, because the first time I screwed everything up by drinking the sex-change potion at the end of the game.

I avoided the sex change potion, I decided I didn't really want it...

I didn't want it. I just wanted to drink it, see how it was, and turn off the xbox (not saving the game). When I drank it, the game was saved automatically, so I was screwed.

Life's a *****. Fable is life-like. Therefore, Fable is a *****. It's all for the purpose of realism.

Originally posted by Autokrat
I was playing a female character, spent all this work making her hawt and then... the ***** dared to get old on me.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I didn't think you could get old in #2.

Spoiler:
It's part of the Hero Of Skill quest

SHH!

Well I knew about that one instance, but Autokrat must have seen that coming.

I doomed the poor woman in that quest, even as a good lad. I didn't want to be an ugly ****.

Originally posted by Cpt. Valerian
I doomed the poor woman in that quest, even as a good lad. I didn't want to be an ugly ****.

Me too. I was originally shooting for pure good, but then I had to get my dog back. It seems so empty without him...

Well, the family choice isn't bad. You're still pure, I suppose. I chose the world in the first playthru, on the second I choice the family. On this third one I'll choose greed.

Originally posted by Cpt. Valerian
I doomed the poor woman in that quest, even as a good lad. I didn't want to be an ugly ****.

The extent of your vanity is a sigh to behold.

Originally posted by Gideon
The extent of your vanity is a sigh to behold.

I know so.

The woman was ugly, anyways.

Originally posted by Gideon
The extent of your vanity is a [b]sigh to behold. [/B]

Originally posted by Faunus
Jesus, Mohammad, and Moses. LEARN TO SPELL.

...the hell?

Of course he is beholding a sigh. He's from the south. People from the south are incapable of caring for the English language.

Shaddup.

I'm actually from Pennsylvania.

Edit: Technically, I spelled sigh right.

Kentucky now. Kentucky 4Ever.

But where in PA? I can't imagine moving from a liberal area to a conservative, religiously uptight one.