The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Started by Fated Xtasy3,287 pages

WTF IS THE SHIT?!

MY FRIEND'S BROTHER PAINTED A DAMN BIRDHOUSE FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT..HE'S SIXTEEN.

I WAS DOING ALGEBRA AT THIS AGE.

I'm so butthurt rn.

Eh. Art project or Home economics or something. Pretty easy stuff compared to Algebra tho.

Originally posted by Aurbere
Eh. Art project or Home economics or something. Pretty easy stuff compared to Algebra tho.

He just told me he was doing it... FOR ENGLISH

Imma kill him.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
He just told me he was doing it... FOR ENGLISH

Imma kill him.

😐

No. Just no. Why? WHY? English? Really? Explain that to me.

Hey Aurb. I haven't legitimately talked to you in a while. How are you doing?

I'm stressing out over here. I just realized Bart called me while I was at work. Why is Bart working for State Farm????

Originally posted by Aurbere
I'm stressing out over here. I just realized Bart called me while I was at work. Why is Bart working for State Farm????

LOL BART CALLED YOU?

PM DEETZ

mmm

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
LOL BART CALLED YOU?

PM DEETZ

I have to get a cupcake doe. My sweet tooth is almost as painful as my wisdom teeth right now. 😛

But still! Either it was Bart or there's two of them. And that would mean the end of the world! #friendsreference

Originally posted by Aurbere
I'm stressing out over here. I just realized Bart called me while I was at work. Why is Bart working for State Farm????

Holy shit, Bart legit called you? WHAT? I want him to call me. 🙁

Originally posted by Aurbere
I have to get a cupcake doe. My sweet tooth is almost as painful as my wisdom teeth right now. 😛

But still! Either it was Bart or there's two of them. And that would mean the end of the world! #friendsreference

LOOOOOOL

I like the way you two get along. 🙂

The Assassins Creed movie trailer just came out. My underwear is wet.

Originally posted by MS Warehouse
The Assassins Creed movie trailer just came out. My underwear is wet.
Altair dies if he gets wet. You clearly hate the game.

Yea but Ezio doesn't.

Not a real person.

This is getting ugly for the Spurs.

Beef may or may not remember me saying to fear the Thunder, and that they'd gladly rip your heart out and eat it in front of your kids. Spurs are playing shitty too, though.

dats impossible
im to poor to afford a phone