The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Anyways, you're a jerk.

I was only joking and you insulted me. I'm offended. 🙁

Not. 131

That smug fattie smilie must be an accurate description of yourself, Captain. You SHOULD be offended.

Anywayz, peace. I'm gonna go to sleep and let you people engage in amusing conversations all night long. Bye.

Nah.

Anti-climactic.

Monkey.

And when's the last time Tangible posted here? I mean, seriously.

Originally posted by Publius II
Monkey.

And when's the last time Tangible posted here? I mean, seriously.

*gasp*

And Faunus got banned. I mean, WTF?

Silly Faunus, I'll miss his Ukrainian accent.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Silly Faunus, I'll miss his Ukrainian accent.

Meh, I always hated Faunus. 😄

He got banned for being a sock apparently. So... who was Faunus a sock of?

God.WHO THE **** IS FAUNUS?!

Some control-freak, attention-loving dude who rampaged the forums before you came in. Thankfully, the wonderful mods of KMC banned his ass.

You sound like his *****.

No, no, no. I was never Faunus' *****. In fact, I pretended to be, but I arranged a coup against his absolutely silly rule, which resulted in him being banned most unceremoniously.

I ended up being the master after all. Btw, who are you?

You still sound like his *****.

And who I am is NOYB.

You're a ***** yourself, new guy. And what the hell is NOYB?

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

Christ, I didn't think Israelis were that stupid.

Racist bastard. I'm an anomaly among my peers; a genius of epic proportions. If I was prime minister of Israel, we'd all have peace. Hell, Hamas would start hugging gays while dancing in flowers. THAT'S how smart I am. Don't you diss my intellect, noob.

By the way, wtf is up with your profile? It somehow says you have over 6,000 posts despite joining a bunch of days ago. Are you that lifeless? Seriously? And what the hell's up with your 'previous usernames' thing? It says you used to be called Faunus. Someone should check on that bullshit. As silly as Faunus is, you're even worse.

You're clearly a noob.