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ES?

Elder Scrolls amigo

Who gives an shit 🙂

Elder Scrolls is too fugged for me to actually care about the story of the games other than Morrowind. 🙂

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Well darling, no one asks you to breathe either but you don't let that stop you 🙂

Banter Aside. Thoughts on the new ES supposedly taking place in Valenwood?

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
That's because my life is worth living, whereas your thoughts were not worth seeing.

Debatable

It's not going to happen.

Why do you say that?

Because Valenwood has giant trees that function as cities, that also constantly travel around.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Because Valenwood has giant trees that function as cities, that also constantly travel around.

We have had way ****ing worse in ES lmao.

Whats the issue witb trees?

No we haven't. Each city is in one static location and usually isn't, you know, a giant tree. These trees travel throughout the province as time goes on and move about during the year. It's next to impossible to show in a game.

BUT WHOS THE NEW VILLAIN

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
No we haven't. Each city is in one static location and usually isn't, you know, a giant tree. These trees travel throughout the province as time goes on and move about during the year. It's next to impossible to show in a game.

They pull a Kashyyk couldn't they? Plus there are human settlements and an imperial presence there(or rather there was)

Itd be pretty interesting. ****ed up but interesting

No, there isn't a human presence. No, can't be handled like Kashyyyk at all.

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
BUT WHOS THE NEW VILLAIN

Did Bart finally an hero?

He legit might be dead...****.

I checked out CV for shits and giggles...I'm starting chemotherapy next week.

That bad, huh?

Just the usual CV 👆

What's this about Bart?

Hangouts nig

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Who takes pride in being "slayed?"

DMB I'M ON