The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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Petrus Debonaire Member

Because that gross dinosaur is cool as **** and the most complete and funny of all.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

He can be cool as **** without me having to **** him.

Garrus is BROTP only.

Petrus Debonaire Member

He deserves more than bro status if FemShep tbfh.

But yeah as male, he's the bro of bros.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Hey, he can bang Tali if he wants. Shep deserves dat blue ass more.

Petrus Debonaire Member

Dat blue ass is overrated bro. Is Meer the only reason you don't play MaleShep?

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

No, I always play lesbian if I can in games. I also generally play female. I do prefer Hale though. Meer gets pretty good in 3, surpassing her in some areas.

Petrus Debonaire Member

I like Meer, but Hale is better imo.

Seth MVP by far tho.

Tzeentch #gottem

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
The fact that she's a humongous **** with horse teeth and a potato head? She has literally no redeeming qualities an spends the vast majority of her time talking about how "purfehct" she is.
It's wierd that you're making these statements considering the context is that she's being compared to Jack.

Zampanó The Blind Critic
Originally posted by Nephthys
Ew. Why would I pick a gross dinosaur man over a hot lesbian babe?

dinosaur man is basically my checklist irl

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Well, carnivals still exist right? Go find your dream man. *shudder*

|King Joker| Your Excellency

Why does KMC make getting a cool avatar such a ****ing pain in the ass? Jesus Christ.

FreshestSlice Eternal Commander

Originally posted by Tzeentch
It's wierd that you're making these statements considering the context is that she's being compared to Jack.

Considering Miranda, and the voice actress she's modeled after, has an actual potato shaped head, not really. Jack has redeeming qualities. Pretty much everyone that isn't Miranda has redeeming qualities. Miranda is just that ugly kid that found plastic surgery as a gamete and tries to fill the hole in life from being infertile by being a *****.

ares834 Senior Member
Originally posted by Tzeentch
It's wierd that you're making these statements considering the context is that she's being compared to Jack.

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MS Warehouse Senior Member

I personally loved the gay choices you could make in those games.

FreshestSlice Eternal Commander

All three of them.

Selenial I Choose Violence
Originally posted by |King Joker|
Why does KMC make getting a cool avatar such a ****ing pain in the ass? Jesus Christ.

Loving the new aesthetic bbz

Fated Xtasy Kami

Suicide Squad is just what the DCCU needed tbfh

Gonna change my avatars to Quin now

Petrus Debonaire Member
Originally posted by MS Warehouse
I personally loved the gay choices you could make in those games.

Shep and that british girl from ME3 relationship FTW

Darth Thor Senior Member

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Suicide Squad is just what the DCCU needed tbfh

Gonna change my avatars to Quin now

Pretty sure we will see plenty of Joker and Harley couple cosplays around from now on.

cs_zoltan Senior Member

So I guess when Aurb returns he will be the Joker.