The Battle Bar, Our Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
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Originally posted by Selenial
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Went to my first tailgate party. Had about 8 beers... WHOOOO

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Went to my first tailgate party. Had about 8 beers... WHOOOO

i hope it was wheat beer or india pale ale

You might as well drink cum mixed with hot piss before drinking beer, tbh.

The shit's abominable.

Yeah it tasted bad, but there was no wine or hard liquor. But I feel pretty great now.

Who was the lucky guy you pleasured after such a large amount of alcohol?

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Went to my first tailgate party. Had about 8 beers... WHOOOO

good quality beer is incredibly tasteful but the regular shit you get at markets tastes like mcdonalds

which means it tastes worse than piss

Normally my drink of choice is Jack Daniels or some other hard liquor. Just fill a cup with roughly 6-8 shots worth, slam the whole thing in one or two gos, and your pretty well set.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Normally my drink of choice is Jack Daniels or some other hard liquor. Just fill a cup with roughly 6-8 shots worth, slam the whole thing in one or two gos, and your pretty well set.

yeah Jack Daniels is pretty good

I remember at my cousin's wedding, I slammed like 7 shots worth of Jack Daniels at once, repeated that again, then slammed 3 more shots individually. It was fun as ****, and I didn't get caught because the rest of my family was also hammered off of their asses.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
I remember at my cousin's wedding, I slammed like 7 shots worth of Jack Daniels at once, repeated that again, then slammed 3 more shots individually. It was fun as ****, and I didn't get caught because the rest of my family was also hammered off of their asses.

I do drugs, and would rather kill myself instead of droping adderal xd Alcohol is not that bad Joker

Originally posted by Deronn_solo
You might as well drink cum mixed with hot piss before drinking beer, tbh.

The shit's abominable.

How old are you again? I didn't start actually liking beer until I turned twenty, tbfh.

Drink of choice is probably just Vodka, at the moment. Brought a shit ton back from Poland and Russia, it's shocking how much nicer the real thing is than the shit you can find in a shop mmm